Snail Blog

Dedicated to stopping the giraffes 2016 and beyond

[blace-phalon]

approach someone who is watching football and ask them “what show is this”

[leahgardner-art]

Happy place

[youngman-willow]

Wonderfull Legolas and Gimli in Lothlorien piece! ( commission) by @chechula

[chechula]

Most delightful commission to draw, thank you so much for it ♥ (my commissions are still open if you are interested in )

[soothenerves]

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

[maruti-bitamin]

jelly

[se7enpixels]

Anatomy of a Fall (2023) dir. Justine Triet

[catcrumb]

[trans-yllz]

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

[toxicyuricaramel]

This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history

[chillyfeetsteak]

people were asking for a gifset so…

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

[chillyfeetsteak]

these are many years old now!! but it is the time of year to enjoy them!!

[chillyfeetsteak]

these are like a million years old now but i see them on like giphy and stuff every year without credit. i made them! a long time ago! happy holidays!

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[oracle-fae]

x

[23rdhunter]

CHOOSE A WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT

brand new Kia (insurance not included)

20000 unsorted Magic: the Gathering cards

150 gallon fish tank with stand and equipment (fish included)

nice, fancy pair of shoes (very barely not your size)

tickets to a Broadway musical this weekend (you do not live in New York)

potted tree (already root bound, not suited to your growing region, gorgeous)

extra heavy weighted blanket (too heavy to sleep with)

a boat

big and really nice drum kit (loud)

concrete statue of an elephant (500 lbs)

an actual puppy

nice scuba gear but you 10 hours from the ocean

Voting ended onDec 22, 2023

[leahgardner-art]

Snow and traffic on Chicago’s Lakeshore Drive

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

what’s your go-to signoff phrase for emails?*

best,

sincerely,

regards,

much love,

cheers,

ciao,

thanks,

over and out,

take care,

yours,

something else

I don’t sign my emails

Voting ended onDec 21, 2023

* “go-to” doesn’t mean “only”! there’s a bunch of situational signoffs I haven’t put here, this is more about what you use by default

[thecollectibles]

Inktober 2023 (part 2) by Ginny Robbins

[natalieironside]

had a dream that youtube and tiktok were being pushed out of the market by something called Ebay Videos

[nickyflowers]

they should make a soup that fixes everything. one sip and you are free. one slurp and it all makes sense