poor kiri is lapping at the little disc with the prettiest pussy he's ever seen, his tongue running over it messily, dramatic 'muah's leaving him each time he kissing the clit, and he absolutely loves how it drips and drools all over his fingers as he curls them inside
but as he's teasing the tip of his cock against the slit, he gets a call, and he doesn't hesitate to pick it up, his hand trembling as he holds it up to his ear, doing his best not to crush it in his hand
"h-hello?"
"push it in, ei, hurry up," bakugo's voice rasps through the reciever, and he can hear the big grin in his voice, muffled panting in the background. "do it, 'n' just listen, hurry the fuck up."
kiri can't question anything, whimpering as he manages to sink half of the portal pussy down his stupid, monster cock and he's rewarded with the loudest, prettiest wail from his phone, immediately followed by blubbering pleas that it's too much, that it's too big, that you're gonna cum too fast.
it's you.
"shhh, dummy, this was your idea," bakugo coos, snickering over the sound of your begging and the whimpers of kirishima struggling to slide more of his cock in you without losing control. "wanted to see if his dick was as big as he is, yeah? c'mon, tell me what he feels like stuffed in that poor pussy, do it..."
ykwās ironic abt my comeback rn. i literally go on vacation on friday for 2 weeks. in which i will not have data except for (obv) the hotel wifi. like. oops!!!!!
iāve missed YOU cutie omg :,) iām so sorry iāve been away, trust me you all will get an explanationā in fact, a whole fic length explanationā of where ive been this year.
trust me!! i am slowly working up the motivation to come back hehehe so hopefully iāll be around. for now tho i def am trying to be more active with chatting with all of you lovelies (at least on this account!) so please please please chit chat w me!!! xx
MOOTS ššš just wanna say ur talia x reader x bruce is one of my all time favs and it changed smth in my frontal lobe
hey bae š«¦
tysm omg?? i am honoured. iāve always wanted to write a life changing fic and iām so glad someone feels this way abt one of my pieces, much less you mootie MWAH xx
meeting ODYSSEUS when his crew lands on your island, heading into the nearby village on a hill to trade for food and suppliesā¦ if your lord welcomes them.
but peaceful negotiations quickly turn into violence, and you can hear screams from outside your window in a matter of minutes.
you try to keep quiet in your house, putting out the fire and rushing to hide family heirlooms before he storms in, jaw tight until he catches sight of your widened, glassy eyes, frozen still like a deer in headlights.
for a split second, you see gaze face soften at the helpless look on your face before his blade clatters onto the floor. still, he doesnāt move, almost like heās afraid to scare you off.
heās wearing a golden pin of the goddess athena near his belt.
youāve heard stories of him; the trickster hero, odysseus.
lost with his crew on their way home from the beaches of troy.
his men are exhausted, starved.
but heās hungry in more ways than one.
āpleaseāā
āare you going to be good for me?ā he asks you. āor are you going to make me do something I donāt want to do?ā
you stammer, words lost on your tongue for a moment until he makes his move, taking a cautious, yet dominating step forward.
his voice lowers, ādo you know who I am?ā
you step backwards as he takes another step, then another.
āyes.ā you answer wryly, āodysseus, of ithaca...ā
you swallow when you feel the table press against your back, odysseus now caging you in.
āā¦ hero from the trojan war,ā you add.
he nods slowly as you speak, surveying your body language carefully, neck craning to watch your chest heave rapidly up and down under his armor. his gaze darkens when he meets those fragile doe eyes once more.
āand will you be good for me?ā
your heart thumps wildly against your ribs as you gaze into the blue eyes of the beast in front of you. then, with a deep breath, you answer to him in a whisper.
āyes.ā
calloused fingers grab you by the nape of your neck and slam your lips into his.
he loves his wife, but he needs you right now.
the kiss is intense, deepening quickly as he forces his tongue into your mouth. he drinks you up like the fresh water he hasnāt had in months.
his lips are dry, and you can taste the salty mix of sea and sweat on him as his beard scratches against the soft skin of your chin.
he contrasts you in every way.
soon enough, heās pulling up your dress and sliding a hand between your legs, introducing his index finger to your pussy. he hums admirably at how warm you are, desperate hole already drooling when a second finger to slide through your folds. when they catch on your clit, you jump.
āyouāre sensitive,ā he comments between kisses.
all you can do is whine into his mouth in response, thighs spreading wider for better access.
itās pathetic, how heās able to reduce you to such a brainless slut with only a few movements.
next thing you know, heās pulling you down to the floor, settling between your knees as he sheds his armor, discarding it beside you before he hikes up your robes above your waist and exposes your needy hole.
as he hungrily eyes your cunt, you canāt help but feel embarrassed, trying to close your knees around him. he shakes his head disapprovingly before pushing your thighs apart once more.
he shimmies out of his pants, freeing his cock, already red and angry. you swallow nervously at the size, not knowing when the last time you were in this compromising position was.
you let out a quiet whimper when his tip prods at your tight heat, and he pauses, glancing up to you through thick brows and getting lost in your gentle, wide-eyed gaze once more.
without another word, he sucks his bottom lip between his teeth and grips you by the hips, dragging you down onto his lap and positioning himself in line with your pussy before plunging into your hole with one quick thrust, growling deep at the way your soft walls clench around him. your jaw falls slack as you gasp at the stretch.
his movements are fast, rugged, starved. with every push of his cock, youāre sobbing at the feeling of his tip kissing your cervix; and with every pull, youāre trying to drag him back in.
itās not long before youāre completely lost in the feeling. you need him like you need air.
he watches your euphoric expressions like a hawk, eyes crossing ever so slightly every time he thrusts back into your cunt, and when he glances down to see where your bodies meet, he can see a faint frothy ring of your slick mixed with his precum forming around the base, and he loses himself.
odysseus reaches down beneath your thighs, pinning your knees to your chest and leaning over you, giving himself the perfect angle to watch how your swollen pussy swallows him whole as he pounds into you, and giving you the perfect angle to feel his pubic bone grind against your clit with every thrust as he reaches spots inside of you that you never knew existed.
you canāt help but yelp at the intensity of the new position, but odysseus is quick to slap a thick palm over your mouth, catching your knees over his shoulder, letting you cry into his hand as he continues to ruin you.
you watch his strong biceps glisten with sweat above you as he fucks you, watching the muscles twitch with every movement. you claw at his forearm, nails leaving little crescent marks in their wake as a familiar warmth grows in your core.
you clamp down around him, soft abs twitching as your orgasm comes barreling towards you, with his not far behind. your moans against his palm grow louder and whinier as the flames lick your nerves, thighs shaking beneath his grip. your heart skips a beat as the wick finally lights, and the fireworks are set off inside.
your back arches when your orgasm crashes over you, pussy spasming around his cock. he bows his head, jaw clenched tight as the coil in his stomach grows tighter, tighterā¦ heās only seconds behind you when he spills inside you with a punched-out groan.
he stays buried inside you as he rides it out, balls pressed against your ass as he pants, figure curled over you as his troubled mind swims with pleasure. you watch his muscles relax, vein in his forehead softening.
a soft hand comes up to caress his jaw, shaky as the adrenaline still courses through your veins. his eyes open again, gazing down at you with a mix of exhaustion and solemn. he doesnāt speak, but his eyes say a thousand words.
when the afterglow fades, odysseus slips out of you, catching only a quick glance of the seed dripping from your hole before tucking himself back into his pants and sliding his chest plate back over his head.
then, he tends to you, pulling the skirt of your dress back down and carefully dusting it off like the gentleman he is, even in his darkest moments.
he helps you back to your feet. when your knees wobble slightly, he catches you, leaning you back against the table again, right where you were before he kissed you.
then, a loud pounding on your door pulls you from the moment, and back to reality.
the door swings open, and odysseus turns to meet eurylochus, who barely spares you a glance before nodding to his general.
āletās go.ā
he leaves without looking back.
minutes later, you can see him lead his men back to their ship, sacks of food slung over their shoulders.
your only memory of him exists in the ache between your legs as his seed drips down your thighs.
btw i am coming back that is not a fic but an explanation of where ive been soo thatāll be posted soon. el em eff aye oh. and then iāll see where the wind takes me
On this day one year ago, I was fired from Crumbl Cookies because my grandfather suddenly died and I cried when I found out and was on the clock. They make you sign a waiver to not talk about the recipes that lasts one year after your termination. Well guess what babes. That day, is today. RIP Nanu, youāve been missed. But for anyone who likes the Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Iced Sugar Cookies, check out the recipes in the links. Feel free to ask about other recipes, itās been a year but some things are just reskinned versions of these lol. Good Luck and Happy Baking.
Edit: Here is a Master List of all the recipes I have been able to remember thus far; I will be updating it as I am able!
andulkaphoto
romaincrisis
gracieabrams
2087
areudirty
