"oOh hONeY."

Kyla | 20 | Trans (She/Her) I have a cloudy eye and I don’t feel good.

[handbagman]

how do you draw wet hair

[b0nkcreat]

okkay. i was going to make an actual tutorial thing to help u but i frogot what i was doing so i drew the most pathetic little wet cat beast imaginable. on accident. so sorry

they pourt wader on him

[boarofthenorth100]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, come on in!

[boarofthenorth100]

Ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

[boarofthenorth100]

You Have A Lovely Hombe

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Go on.

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

[boarofthenorth100]

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

[pianta]

🌈🌈 (stickers)

★ twitter | ko-fi | ig | prints ★

[echo]

street crossiants

[april]

Rating: Not Cute

As magical as it is to see a litter of baby croissants, they are obviously disoriented and will not survive on their own. I hope they were taken to a rescue shelter after this photo was taken.

[recuperationdisliker]

i ate em all. off the ground

[supergameboytwo]

Rating: Cute

Litters of baby croissants love to be eaten. off the ground.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

please don't drink me I'm so fucking scared

[boyboobs]

i drinked you

[amourtality]

stop having casual sex with men

[toxicyurienthusiast]

i only have sex with men on nightmare difficulty like a real gamer

[amourtality]

you are all so unfunny

[toxicyurienthusiast]

K

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

U

[stu-pidity]

N

[dykesundae]

G

[gay-jewish-bucky]

P

[arcaneviolence]

O

[proheromidoriyashouto]

W

[weenis-unlimited]

P

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

E

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

N

[everyones-beau]

I

[gay-on-purpose]

S

[kreetn]

[death-420]

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

[ryebreadgf]

can't stop thinking about the eating a bagel and being a cunt quote

[ryebreadgf]

thank you sara sutterlin this is exactly it

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

[amalasdraws]

Comfort Zone

[deactivated-102479239856294-dea]

[pricklydyke]

gamer girl

[bakwaaas]

[bakwaaas]

god I wish that was me

[funnytwittertweets]

[arguablysomaya]

motherfuckers out here saying "i hate driving 😞 lets get self driving cars 😄” like shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up you want free public transportation. you want a train

[madness2mayhem]

Me every single week

[campyvillain]

goddd please just hire voice actors again. like actual voice actors. no more celebrity voice actors please just hire people who know what they’re doing the or voice acting industry will cannibalize itself more than it already is. let jack black do whatever he wants though

[corporationkills]

“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

[transxfiles]