jonathan byers nsfw alphabet
A = Aftercare (What They're Like After Sex)
jonathan can be really sweet after sex, he’d do whatever just to make you feel comfortable after, especially if it’s your first time. but he can also be pretty lazy at times so aftercare wasn’t always perfect between you guys, but there was never really a need for aftercare, falling asleep in each others arms was enough.
B = Body Part (Their Body Of Theirs and Their Partner's that they like)
for jonathan definitely his hands, he loves the way they slide in and out of you, drawing the prettiest noises from your lips, or when he’s caressing your cheek telling you how good your doing. on you it’d be your thighs, he could stay in between your thighs forever leaving small kisses and hickeys on them.
C = Cum (Anything to Do with Cum; because yum.)
as we know..jonathan’s a thigh guy so thighs for sure, he just likes the way it looks. watching it leak onto your thighs turns him on so
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty Self Explanatory, A Dirty Secret of Theirs) jonathan’s not so innocent as you think, we all know how pervy he can get and he thinks he’s so good at hiding that side of him. he’s definitely stolen a pair of your undies before and has poloroids of you giving him head tucked away in his wallet, for his keeping of course. oh and he’s most definitely watched you masturbate without you knowing, he couldn’t help but snap a few photos at that.
E = Experience (How Experience are They? Do They Know What They're Doing?)
besides nancy he hasn’t had much experience, that being said he wasn’t that skilled, but he took his time to figure out what felt good to you and slowly he became better and better at pleasuring you.
F = Favorite Positions (This Goes Without Saying)
he really likes when your on top, he thinks you look so beautiful in that position, your head thrown back in pleasure, eyes shut tightly and those pretty sounds coming out your mouth, he loves all of it so much. him burying his face in your neck, griping your thighs tightly as he finally releases. you make him feel so good.
G = Goofy (Are They More Serious In The Moment? Are They Humorous? Etc.)
i feel like he leans more towards the serious side but it depends if he’s high or not, if he is best believe there will be a few giggles here and there.
H = Hair (How Well Groomed Are They? Does The Carpet Match The Drapes? Etc.)
jonathan’s never made a big deal about body hair, that being said he never really thought to shave down there. until he met you, he stated cleaning up down there just a bit to make things more manageable.
I = Intimacy (How Are They During the Moment? The Romantic Aspect)
if it’s you guys first time he’d be pretty intimate, he wouldn’t be tooo extreme tho he wouldn’t wanna overwhelm you, but he’ll make sure your okay and comfortable at all times, he’d definitely make it a night to remember.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation Headcanon)
jonathan doesn’t jerk off as much as he used to, i mean why would he. but if you too are separated for a long time he’d get really needy and eventually rub one off to the thought of you or something.
K = Kink (One or More of Their Kinks)
okay hear me out JONATHAN HAS A BREEDING KINK, idk it just fits him, he’s done it inside u a fair amount of times, you think it’s so cute the way his eyes light up as he watches himself leak out of you, him using his fingers to push it back inside you watching you shiver from the overstimulation. ALSO he’d be really into taking pictures during the moment like ANANWJENAMAKQHRH this guy has whole collection of pics of u guys, you just look too good not to take a picture he would say, he’d have pics of him going down on you, PICS OF HIM IN YOU, i’ll save this topic for another time..🤭
L = Location (Favorite Places to Do the Deed)
he wouldn’t mind talking a little risk here and there he actually loves it, the fact that knowing someone could walk in on you too or hear you guys turns him on so much, like this one time jonathan ate you out on the kitchen counter knowing his mom could walk in any second, you looking over your shoulder making sure the coast is clear. SHIT LIKE THAT he’s all for it.
M = Motivation (What Gets them Turn on, What Gets Them Going)
E V E R Y T H I N G when i tell you this man gets turned on easily it’s true, especially when he’s high, you could be doing anything, putting on lotion, even cleaning sometimes. but what really drives him over the edge is when you wear skirts, he loves them, he loves the way they hug your waist, the way they expose your thighs, revealing all the hickeys he left down there. wear a skirt around jonathan and he’ll go crazy.
N = No (Something They Wouldn't do, Turn Offs)
degradation, he wants you to feel like a princess he’d never wanna say anything or do anything to hurt you.
O = Oral (Preferences in Giving and Receiving, Skill, Etc.)
as much as he loves the feeling of your mouth rapped around him, he prefers giving 100%, he loves eating you out more than anything, it was one of his favourite things to do, feeling your hands grip his hair tightly, listening to your sweet moans every time his tongue glides between your sweet folds, he’s addicted to it, the thought of him being able to give you so much pleasure with just his tongue excites him so much, he loves pleasuring you.
P = Pace (Are They Fast and Rough? Slow and Sensual? Etc.)
both it depends, he can be sweet and sensual at times and fuck the shit out of you the next day, you never know with this man.
Q = Quickies (Their Opinion on Quickie, How Often, Etc.)
he likes them, though he prefers the real thing he doesn’t mind them. if he’s really horny he’ll take you wherever it doesn’t matter, bathroom, empty classroom, even a dressing room he doesn’t care, as long as he gets to feel you.
R = Risk (Are They Game to Experiment? Do They Like Taking Risks? Etc.)
YES ONCE AGAIN loves risk.
S = Stamina (How Many Rounds Can They Go For? How Long Do They Last?)
again jonathan can be lazy at times for instance if he’s high the sex would be more lazy, sloppy kisses and slow thrusts, he’d be pretty tired after due to the weed but besides that probably 2-3 rounds.
T = Toys (Do They Own Any Toys? Do They Use Them? On A Partner or Themselves?)
hes probably fucked a flashlight once or twice wishing it was you since you were away for a while but he prefers to pleasure you himself, no toys needed.
U = Unfair (How Much Do They Like To Tease?)
i don’t think he likes to tease as much as you do he like to cut to the chase, he’s so needy and desperate for you it’s sad which makes it so much more fun to tease him any chance you got you’d tease him, durning school, while he’s doing homework, even in public, pre cum soaking his pants, wishing he could take you right there right now. and watching him beg for you later made things even better.
V = Volume (How Loud They Are, What Sounds They Make. Etc.)
breathy moans, low groans and whimpers, it’s his way of telling you how good your making him feel, him placing sloppy kisses against your neck, groaning in your ear knowing how much it turns you on.
W = Wild Card (A Random Headcanon For The Character)
mirror fucking idk it’s hot. just imagine him fucking you infront of a mirror making you look at your reflection.
X = X-ray (Let's See What's Going Under Those Clothes)
he’s an average 6inches, what, did you expect me to say he has and Eiffel tower cock??NO anyway yea it’s brown specifically!!! idk do y’all think it’s brown or pink????.
Y = Yearning (How High Is There Sex Drive?)
Z = Zzz (How Quickly They Fall Asleep Afterwards)
again it depends on how he’s feeling
a/n: it was fun writing this lol but yea sry i got lazy near the end