oh satosugu we're really in it now

this is basically a blog for my fictional crushes and all the things rattling inside my head with love 23/they/them 🔞minors dni, no age in bio=blocked

[godisasimp]

[melonjce]

HAPPY TENNASWEEP TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

[floof8]

TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!!!!

EVERYBODY CHEER!!!!!!!!!!!

[standard-human]

MIKE! REBUILD THE SET! REBUILD MY KIDS! KILL A POLITICAL FIGURE! YOU KNOW THE ONE!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[shastafirecracker]

eridian children in Grace’s class interested but slightly disappointed to learn that much earth life is bilaterally symmetrical with even numbers of limbs

Grace going “oh!! But!” and teaching them about starfish, to their absolute delight

new eridian schoolchild trend of starfishing aka flopping flat down with all legs out and moving by wiggling and squirming around, giggling. parents hooting at Grace in despair. why did you teach them this

[tismemaia]

Homecoming

[spacelabrathor]

tongue-kissing is incredibly intimate to bakugo, like I legit believe he does the equivalent of saving it for marriage, but once you cross that threshold with him oooooo boy

he is the BEST kisser. he’s so judicious with his tongue, teases and tastes into you all heated and almost shy at first, puffs soft, hot, panting breaths against your mouth when your tongue finally brushes back against his. he reads how you like it and matches it effortlessly, learning with you how the two of you move together.

he will make out with you on the couch for an hour. his cheeks all red as he tilts your head how he wants it, makes soft little sounds he doesn’t realize he’s making

[ghostiequill]

Ryland Grace Commits Marriage Fraud

The government is trying to convince Ryland to go on some insane mission because he has "no wife, no children, and no one waiting for him at home."

So, naturally, Ryland panics and says:

"Actually, I'm engaged."

Silence.

Stratt asks who he's engaged to.

Ryland blurts out the first name he can think of: yours.

The problem?

You have NO idea you've apparently agreed to marry Ryland Grace.

Cue him showing up at your door the next day with tears in his eyes, looking like he's about to throw up and basically begging for you to go along with it.

"Please."

"No."

"Please."

"Ryland, you told the government we're getting married."

"I know."

"WITHOUT ASKING ME."

"I KNOW."

Bonus: Ryland has been secretly in love with reader for ages and accidentally outs himself because he knows way too much about them.

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[technically-human]

Rocky chose a hand to match Grace's scar!

[digitalmyyth]

What is forcefem question

[menmadeofwarninglabels]

Imagine Domestic Leon...

Leon’s phone dinged on the kitchen counter. He didn’t even move at first, just stared at it like it was mildly inconveniencing him. Then he picked it up and squinted at the screen.

“Hold on.”

And then he walked over to his jacket, pulled out reading glasses, and put them on like he was about to review classified documents.

This man is 40 years old. This man has survived horrors beyond comprehension. This man cannot read a text without eyewear.

He goes, “hm,” like he’s deciphering nuclear codes, and then reads out loud, “Olive Garden is having a bogo deal. Wanna go tonight?”

And you just… have to sit there and process the fact that leon kennedy gets promotional texts from Olive Garden.

You blink.

“Why does the restaurant have your number.”

He meets your gaze evenly.

“Because it's your favorite.”

He said this like it was the most reasonable chain of logic ever constructed by man.

And you realize you are living with a government agent who is personally subscribed to olive garden marketing because you once mentioned unlimited breadsticks in passing and now this man is on a first-name basis with italian cuisine corporate outreach.

Anyway. 

Yes, you went. 

Yes he wore the glasses while reading the menu because 'it's too dark in there'. 

Yes he asked the waiter questions like he was conducting an interview.

10/10. No notes.

[meltesh28]

animated the "It's okay not to smile" scene from chapter 4

youtube link

[doot08]

kristofer,,,

[breezy-cheezy]

Only if you play too...

inhales. DELTARUNE TOMORROW

Have an old storyboarding practice thing I quite liked! They make me cry....

[cowprintsillies]