Half person half void entity

Mouse | He/Him | Aroace and autistic like a battery | Little My kinnie | Please don't bring me discourse | Please use tone indicators in asks and messages xx

[rylandsgrace]

The Church On Ruby Road (2023) + Text posts

[ghostdata]

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[halibellecter]

couldn't keep a straight face reading these, had to cover my mouth and look pensive because I'm proctoring a test

[diavalkitty]

[neon--dust-deactivated20250305]

screaming crying throwing barking frothing at the mouth BARK BARK ABRKM BARKEAKKJ BAKR BAREKRKJRKJKRNHSA BARK RURUHUUH HUGHRUGRGUHR UHURHHRGHURGHU I WANT TO EAT YOU ART RECORD A FUICKING MUKBANG WITH YOUR ART I AM WANTING IT BETWEEN MY PEARLY WHITE TEETH I WANNA SINK MY GNASHERS INTO THIS RURHRUGGRUH UGHRHURHGURUGH URGRUHURGURH (positive)

[diavalkitty]

HHAHAH OH GOD

I'm in love with this post, thank you so much🤣❤️❤️❤️

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I hateee the "Mandela effect" no dude alternative universes ain't shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"forgetting Pikachu's tail color is proof the universes are crossing over 😳" do you think aliens built the pyramids too

[jagged203]

Hey uh I think your phone auto corrected poor to uh

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You know how it is

[transfemininomenon]

op came from the piss porn universe

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

No I’m pretty sure piss porn exists in this universe too. 

[weirdness-is-good]

[elfwreck]

[feraligatr]

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses

[palmer]

Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion

[3000s]

remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins

[3000s]

they don't want to "know you" they want you to walk in there and regurgitate everything the job description said

[3000s]

isnt even a joke btw if you're autistic and/or unemployed and nobody taught you this yet i'm really sorry

[m0nst3rg1rl]

[blueskyfyre]

Good news! Elementary schoolers of the modern day still believe this is part of vanilla minecraft. I have borne firsthand witness to these discussions.

[lunaticobscurity]

the folkloric gate to heaven requires journeying to hell to get its building material

[triffids]

[pbs-r]

[chilewithcarnage]

slay I'm not even joking

[spooky-majora]

this was real I saw it with my own two eyes

[movedtofailhag2]

POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS: i am not a creep. i am not a weirdo. i do know what the hell i’m doing here. i do belong here

[yunabot]

one of the best/funniest dynamics on TV is antagonistic best friends who insult each other constantly but are immediately in cahoots whenever there’s a whiff of shenanigans. nothing better than two bozos bickering nonstop as they execute the stupidest plan you’ve ever heard

[lonestatus]

bro i'm not coming over the only drinks you have is nefarious elixer

[effemimaniac]

oh your dad works at nintendo? that's crazy. my father was a flea. a flea on the back of a dog.

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti]