cat in your computer files :3

Autumn or Nox || they/them || adult

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[xerserise]

The average person is far closer to getting thrown in prison and becoming part of the prison-enslaved workforce, as a result of getting caught sleeping in public because of a tragedy that took their housing from them, than they are to be able to live comfortably off the income of their investments.

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[lil-grimlynn]

@isuggesteatingtherich @isuggestguillotine

[isuggesteatingtherich]

me too

[isuggestdefenestration]

me as well

[guineapiggies]

Via masonscavies

[b0nkcreat]

ohmy god😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭aaueeeuhhh aauwwuehheghhhghh aaeuuuuwwwwhhhhh awwwwwwhhhhhhhh hes soooo cuuuteeeeee aaaaaaawwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sickokiller]

remember when jordan peterson told slimey to go to hell. fucked up

[b0nkcreat]

we don’t talk about that Thing here now see him reading kind and smart style

[slimetony]

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

[dezposts]

What even is clown food?

[slimetony]

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[daylights-rain]

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

[ouroborostaxidermy]

[b0nkcreat]

ohmy god😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭aaueeeuhhh aauwwuehheghhhghh aaeuuuuwwwwhhhhh awwwwwwhhhhhhhh hes soooo cuuuteeeeee aaaaaaawwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh

[real-language-facts]

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media

[littlegermanboy]

guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

[littlegermanboy]

i can’t choose a favorite part of this it’s all so good.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[rickybabyboy]

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

[genderenaissance]

theyre siblings

[diamondguls]

Fingerless gloves are the thigh highs of hands. I will not elaborate

[wildfire-starter]

wrong. ballroom gloves are the thigh highs of hands. fingerless gloves are the booty shorts of hands.

[frog-cult-leader]

be careful of the curse that falls on your lovers 🌕

[gr1nne]

Amber for art fight