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johnnysmissingass-deactivated20

😭😭😭

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

793.85

card tricks

kaida427

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

kaida427

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

179.92

forgiveness

nintooner

for a better tomorrow

frog-cult-leader

be careful of the curse that falls on your lovers 🌕

#bump

romanceyourdemons

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

romanceyourdemons

#ow

romanceyourdemons

#stuck

xerserise

The average person is far closer to getting thrown in prison and becoming part of the prison-enslaved workforce, as a result of getting caught sleeping in public because of a tragedy that took their housing from them, than they are to be able to live comfortably off the income of their investments.

isuggestrevolution

i have a suggestion

lil-grimlynn

@isuggesteatingtherich @isuggestguillotine

isuggesteatingtherich

me too

isuggestdefenestration

me as well

guineapiggies

Via masonscavies

b0nkcreat

ohmy god😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭aaueeeuhhh aauwwuehheghhhghh aaeuuuuwwwwhhhhh awwwwwwhhhhhhhh hes soooo cuuuteeeeee aaaaaaawwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh

sickokiller

remember when jordan peterson told slimey to go to hell. fucked up

b0nkcreat

we don’t talk about that Thing here now see him reading kind and smart style

slimetony

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

dezposts

What even is clown food?

slimetony

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

fuckass-bird-blog

scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

daylights-rain

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

ouroborostaxidermy

b0nkcreat

ohmy god😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭aaueeeuhhh aauwwuehheghhhghh aaeuuuuwwwwhhhhh awwwwwwhhhhhhhh hes soooo cuuuteeeeee aaaaaaawwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh

real-language-facts

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media