Brain Rot (in a zombie way)

[pukicho]

There’s nothing worse than having hot milk on a gross summer day

[mrsandman42069]

cw unreality

[pukicho]

This is happening to me right fucking now

[mrsterlingeverything]

Sweetie your grandma deactivated last night

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[weirdlandtv]

Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[64mpg]

[loading screen tooltip] MEMORIES CAN MAKE YOU NAUSEOUS

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[peanutbuttaz]

[lightningbuster]

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

[lakesbian]

[nightmareworldnews]

(the kill-you-angle photo for reference)

[borkthemork]

[cinnamnt]

i can’t stop thinking about this soulless husk i saw at a thrift market today. like okay um Hi

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[crabussy]

. yeah okay true I did do that

[zegalba]

Kelly Rowland Texting Nelly Via Microsoft Excel And Then Getting Annoyed When He Doesn’t Text Back (2002)

[despazito]

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[human-pet-they]

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

[warningsine]