終わり

Dad hat

[froida]

[pocketfulofsin]

Me, talking about whatever I'm hyperfocused on: *very excited and happy to talk about said thing, is genuinely enjoying the conversation*

Friend: *says nothing, does not respond, doesn't react in anyway*

Me, wringing my hands nervously: so um, anyways, let's talk about Normal Stuff(TM)

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal

[ingoiailtuorgoglio]

[thecommonchick]

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just because the color of our skin is not what they want to see!

Simone Biles’s fantastic performance has been covered by many news outlets all these years! Now we can see the real difference!

#BlackGirlsMagic

[dannymrowr]

It’s like a metaphor of what millenials have to do to get jobs vs baby boomers lol

[advanced-procrastination]

I was debating whether to reblog but that last comment did it for me

[betterthankanyebitch]

[verticallyadvanced]

Representation matters

[friedkalimari]

Wow

[arievogues]

This show was truly ahead of its time

[stardustandswirls]

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

[slinvak]

Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing

[ruinedchildhood]

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

[micdotcom]

Homeless man interviewed by ‘ITV News’ recounts story of bravery during Manchester attack

[wilwheaton]

Look for the helpers.

[rembrandtswife]

#please tell me someone is gonna help this guy and the other homeless people who were so selfless#manchester bombing 

^^^this

[fluffmugger]

Share the shit out of this. Share the ever-loving shit out of this.  The UK is facing a vote with a party that has been very vocal about fucking over the homeless.  Remind them why this policy is trash.    Raise a huge swell of sympathy.  Make it political suicide to go ahead with their plans.  

[raiikyuu-deactivated20150724]

me: *is replaced* me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

[burger-czar-deactivated20180324]

elephants

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

blocked

[toaster-hacker-deactivated20181]

camels

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

extra blocked

[sinfulpercy]

donkeys

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

ultra blocked

[uncertifiedhuman]

that dick

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

… followed

[handsyouaclementineslice]

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

[littorallbones]

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

[didyousaymaraudersormurder]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

[beardedchrisevans]

[storiesbyladychi]

character development

#not so much character development#as the difference between joss’s gee golly gosh truth justice and the american way cap'n america#and actual steve rogers the potty mouthed daredevil IDIOT who let the army experiment on him because he was born so goddamn full of FIGHT ME  (via absentlyabbie)

[give-em-hellfire]

That is the best description of Steve I have ever seen

[darkmagyk]

I was always so confused about if Joss Whedon had seen The First Avenger. Because Steve swears in the movie. Not like hard, its a PG-13 family movie, but he does swear. 

I think Joss Whedon falls into the same trap as bad fic writer, where he thinks Steve is a farmer from 1950s Kansas instead of Irish Catholic kid from 1920s Brooklyn.

[kyraneko]

Steve Rogers is 400 pounds of righteous kickass in a 100 pound body and by using the serum the army found room for only most of it.

[phynali]

he thinks Steve is a farmer from 1950s Kansas instead of Irish Catholic kid from 1920s Brooklyn.

this is it. this is the description for how steve is so often mischaracterized. 

[chapmangamo]

[chapmangamo]

A little update to this since I’ve been told the Romanian version and it is just terrific.

website | twitter | instagram | shop

[ithelpstodream]

how to tip

[trekkie-lover]

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

[snowconelostinthesauce]

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

[fatale-distraction]

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

[kingrudegyalchina]

Damn I thought folks knew this …

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

Nope. Actually no body ikno knows this

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

cash is king when it comes to tips