Pocket Sized Rudy

Hi, I'm Caroline. I'm 21. And I’m probably an alcoholic.

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[amethystthe-gem-deactivated2016]

I’m fucking dying

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[amethystthe-gem-deactivated2016]

I’m fucking dying

[lenvasil-blog]

Love My Louis Vuitton by BE_Photography

[combeferret]

[trashbreather-deactivated201901]

this is gay culture

[wordssometimesfail]

this reads like a lost shakespeare play 

[weavemama]

[endless-summer-afternoon]

LMFAOOO

[sinfolk-deactivated20200105]

White on White Crime.

[fleurites]

nick tweeted screenshots of texts he got from james after this too hgfdsfgh

[the-brodie-set]

Bennet: Fly fishing gear Biden: Brake pads Cory: Marvel Studios Bullock: I like a nice slab serif, but who are you? Fix your kerning and you have two different blues! Pete: Trendy jeans Julian: Should’ve made your accent red De Blasio: Gross, try again without Power Point Delaney: Blank VHS tapes? Tulsi: Multiplayer space game for Playstation Gillibrand: Sex and the City Gravel: Is that the Discovery Channel font? Are you rocks? Harris: Unbreakable Kamala Schmidt Hickenlooper: The studio that brought you Minions Inslee: Too pharmaceutical. Ask your Dr if Inslee is right for you. Amy: No one knows you, Amy. Stop acting like we’re on first name basis. Wayne: Talk to Amy Seth: Feels gross to say and the arrow in your star points right, so that’s awkward Beto: Actual Whataburger spicy ketchup Tim Ryan: Please don’t copy Cory’s work. Eyes on your own paper. Bernie: Toothpaste Swalwell: Top Gun Warren: Expensive spring water. That N makes my jaw hurt. Marianne: Cosmetics Yang: Small airline

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for paving the way to bi/lesbian/trans solidarity

[goodbirb]

Don’t forget bi and pan rights !

[krowbby]

this reply is so funny to me. sorry straights™, barbie is part of the GCU (gay cinematic universe) now

[bruisedbutterflies]

remember when they made ken gay in toy story? like…. it’s always been a part of the GCU

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

[rodrickheffeley]

This is the only valid tik tok.

[naenaenoodle]

[lotus-of-light]

Bro….

[liberalsarecool]

[laughingsquid]

A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk

[jumpingjacktrash]

fucking superb you funky little felon

[bigtuna108]

[lubricates]

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

[morekichuwathanyou]

[jethropaler]

Who should sit on the Iron Throne?

Ghost, cause he’s a good boi.

[angelamerky]

[kristina100000]

me: i don’t cry easily

needle felted mouse:

me: