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[minoravirus]

"Man Shot Moments Before Proposing to His Partner" drawn with markers

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[redstonedust]

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

[mansand]

Need to draw my wimpy vampire girl again

[mansand]

[puppygirldick]

Bioengineering is crazy yeah ill smoke the everything ciggie

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

one puff on a hand roll of these will send every cop in a 26 mile radius into anaphylactic shock

[flipchild]

[xzyolotl]

Painting of a bird.

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[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[scre4mice]

[deadeyesopened]

[minfofjsonofficial]

Since these bitches think I was born yesterday....

[rtvsimagines]

imagine holly does to the ketchup shop

[hollowtones]

Ok

[hollowtones]

So I imagined it.

[rtvsimagines]

i'm really glad because imagination can change the world

[radijaad]

fractal pond

[lackeyhenchman]

Average indie comics in the 70s-90s: Autobio about being a misogynist and jerking off. Stories from New York City. The suburbs are the dead end of culture and drugs are awesome

Average indie comics in the 2000s: Autobio about being a misogynist and married. This new video game sucks or is good. Anime girl with a sword fights skimpily for 2000 pages and then realizes she's a lesbian

Average indie comics in the 2010s: What it's like to have ADHD. I wouldn't wish adulting on my worst enemy. This is how I would have made Avatar: The Last Airbender as a white person

Average indie comics in the 2020s: Webtoon composed entirely of buzzwords and fandom tropes. Furries make out in apartments. What it's like to have auDHD

[lackeyhenchman]

One thing I desperately miss is autobio by people who do stuff. Most comics right now are reheated genre tropes that are informed by television or games, and then filtered through the author's unremarkable and uninteresting life. (I myself am rather uninteresting, so I'd know!) Too many stories now are not borne from a textured place or incident, but from fantasy tropes endlessly smoothed and regurgitated, like a river stone passed down so far that nobody handling it has seen the river it came from.

I always understood the reason for it: the specific, heavy, risky stuff fell out of favor as soon as authors realized people were watching, and not with a forgiving eye. Some of those older authors really did self-report their insane stances on sex or race for decades. Problem is, that noxious stuff was interesting! The culture that ousted them was correct to, but the replacement was "identity" as a full sentence, rather than a modifier. Being something is safe, but doing and thinking is fraught. This has cost us tons of 90%-perfect voices. But at least we all know what it's like to have ADHD.

[lackeyhenchman]

The other day I shared a post related to this, and this reblog notif made me pinch my brow:

Cos like. None of this is actually a life. There are no actual actions being described. This could apply equally to a comrade getting up at 6AM to work a communist farm OR a functional capitalist who shaves their head and posts on r/antiwork from their rent-free bedroom. And the former wouldn't phrase it like this.

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"