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@poets-and-lyres
good omens season two crowley confesses his love for aziraphale and is immediately sent to super mega turbohell which is just like, the office under his normal office
Consider: Aziraphale gets sent to super hell for being gay but that means he gets to hang out with Crowley and the entire season is just an office romance
Okay but, look at the comparative closeness and overall intimacy of the season 2 image when compared to season 1. The tartan umbrella. The head tilt toward Crowley. I’m dying.
I made some blobs for yall
A platypus?
PERRY THE PLATYPUS???
When do you think Az and Crow fell in love with the other?
i don’t think there was a “falling in love” per say, especially since i don’t read the book quite like that. but i like to think their affection was gradual and nature. during some latter great war, they run around looking for each other in the chaos. and when they find eachother, the relief is intense and they each have an internal moment of “oh. this person is incredibly important to me..”
what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood
Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard
Maple syrup vampire husband
We’re all a happy family Ethan :D
gotta say i do appreciate that canon hasn’t actually tried to push an actual love interest on any of the teachers but also can you imagine if it was just randomly revealed one day that mic goes home & has some dj wife
@jutsuuu STOP IM FUCKIGN CRYING
I decided to commit Nonsense as fast and as terribly as possible. Please accept the Yamada family. Presentation Michael, Disco Tits, and their bundle of joy, Baby Boombox.
:’)
Fuck! You! Heisenberg || Karl Heisenberg ||
A/n: I never thought that my first fic of Heisenberg would do so well, so now I am writing more.
Now that I finished his boss fight, it really made me sad since I thought that he and Ethan would have worked well together. It’s also depressing when you find his notes and he writes how he hates what Miranda, my boy calls himself a monster….well not anymore…he’s going to be happy damn it!
A/n2:This is connected to my other Karl fic, man I just think that it would be adorable if he was a dad.
Summary: You’re pregnant with your second child, Karl couldn’t be more happy about that, too bad the man loves to tease you about it.
Prompts Used:
+: “papa’s got you”
+:”I’m 41 weeks and 2 days along, how do you think I’m doing?”
+: “You’re not fat, you’re pregnant, and even if you were fat, I don’t care. I love you.”
+: “Honey you’re pregnant that’s all baby. You look beautiful.”
+: “Hello little one’s, this is your daddy speaking..”
Karl never thought he would ever get the chance to be a father, after what Miranda did to him he didn’t think that he’d get the chance to be in a happy family. Not with that Tall bitch always breathing down his neck, though he couldn’t forget the creepy ass doll and the freak of nature. He’d honestly thought that he would die alone, a lonely mess. That was until he met you and now here he was.
A father to a three year little girl, though he was happy that his family was growing. Finding out that you were pregnant, well the man was over the moon about it, hell he felt rather proud of himself knowing that you were pregnant with twins.
Snapping out of his little day dream the man turned his attention to his daughter who was sniffling on the ground, her hair framing her face though it didn’t take a genius to figure out that she was crying. Frowning he wrinkled his nose then knelt down in front of her.
“Hey..shh shh pup…papa’s got you” Sighing he grasped her little hand. “What’s wrong sweetie.”
“You and mommy are gonna forget me.”
“What! that could never happen! You’re the first born, daddy will never forget his little pup.” Reaching out, Heisenberg gave her cheek a little pinch. “Mommy and daddy love you very much…now I think it’s past your bed time.” standing up he lifted his daughter in his arms as he carried her off to her bedroom.
“Daddy!! do the trick!” slipping out of her fathers arms she started to jump on her bed.
Snorting, a smile tugged at his lips. Holding out his hand it didn’t take long for a small metal horse to land in the palm of his hand. Raising the toy in the air he started to make it look like the horse was running. Letting the horse run around the room he listened as his daughter laughed. Once he got to one of her small shelves he rested the horse down. “Better?”
Nodding her head, the little girl then let out a yawn letting her father tuck her in. “Get some sleep princess.”
Once he knew that she was asleep he glanced around the living room looking for you, wrinkling his nose he then walked towards the bedroom. Wetting his lips the man was pleased to find you standing in front of a long mirror. You were wearing his long trench coat along with his hat. Both item’s dwarfed your body even though you were pregnant. The man couldn’t believe that you could look sexy and adorable at the same time.
“Hey beautiful…how you feelin?”
Scowling you turned to face your husband, your hands on your hips. The brim of his hat covering your face. ”I’m 41 weeks and 2 days along, how do you think I’m doing?”
Though it did not take long for your lip to quiver as tears started to roll down your cheeks. “I’m so fat.”
Rubbing the back of his neck, Karl took a step forward as your fell into his arms, his hand rubbing your back as you sobbed into his chest. “You’re not fat, you’re pregnant, and even if you were fat, I don’t care. I love you.”
Stepping away from your husband, the scowl back on your face as you gave his chest a shove. “Fuck! You! Heisenberg.” turning your heel you did your best to move as you walked to the bathroom. Slamming the door you sat down on the toilet crossing your arm together.
Swearing under his breath, Karl rubbed the back of his neck. He knew he shouldn’t have pushed your buttons but he thought it was fun teasing you, he thought it was cute when you got angry but he knew that he had to fix this mess.
Walking towards the door the pressed his head against the wood. “Honey you’re pregnant, that’s all baby. You look beautiful.” hand hovering the door knob he knew the he could easily open it but he wanted to show you that he trusted you. Hearing the door click open he watched as the door slowly open, feeling you press your body against his, he then smiled as he nuzzled his nose into your neck.
“You mean that?”
“Of course y/n…I think your the sexiest woman alive….I mean I thought you were somethin when our little princess was born but now…damn.” Giving you a toothy grin he placed his hands on your bump, glancing up he pushed his coat side as he knelt to the ground. Resting his head on your belly, Karl’s grin slipped into a blissful smile as he felt the twins kick.
“That’s right my little pups…you’re mother is a beautiful woman…so you don’t gotta worry about looking like your old man.”
“Karl.”
Glancing up at you the closed his eyes, he felt like he could stay like this all night.”Hello little one’s, that was your daddy speaking..alright…I just want you to know how loved you both are. You gotta your mother and me, not to mention a big sister to look after you both…” Standing up he then gave your forehead a kiss. He would do whatever it took to protect his family, he didn’t care, nothing was going to take them away from him.
Cupping his cheeks you drew Karl in for a soft kiss. “It’s a two way street Karl, we’re all going to look after each other…I promise you that.”
“Hell darling, I believe you now lets get you to bed alright.”
“Alright.”
trying to reconcile being a commie and being a huge dyke when faced with lady dimitrescu by telling myself “i can radicalize her” every time she shows up
Resident evil fanart
the 17th century was called ‘the golden age of piracy’ and now that i’m reading about it it’s really not surprising that piracy appealed to so many people
like, you get to be gay, do crimes, and you have health insurance? well then, just call me jolly roger and pass the rum lads
no wonder gays want to be pirates so bad
SCHWEIDEN ADLERS, OIKAWA, KUROO & IWAIZUMI READING THIRST TWEETS
— part 1 with MSBY here
— not explicit/ns*w, just suggestive!
OIKAWA
“Everytime Oikawa Tooru comes onto my screen I get this urge to rip off my panties and throw them in his direction.” Oikawa lets out a hearty chuckle, his hand coming up to press against his chest as he throws his head back. “You’d be surprised, I have actually had that happen to me before,” he looks into the camera, wide-eyed and with a flushed face of glee. “It was a bikini top but, I appreciate it no less,” he sends a wink and makes a click sound with his mouth. He, no doubt, knows what he’s doing.
USHIJIMA
The calm-natured man reaches a hand into the bucket, and pulls a slip of paper out. He shows no reaction, his face just as still as before he laid his eyes on the tweet. Maybe he was used to it. “I want Ushijima’s babies and I don’t even like babies,” he reads off. “Babies aren’t good for decreasing the surplus population.” It’s amazing how swiftly he moves on, not quite understanding the rhetoric of what he just said nor the meaning behind the tweet. Of course, he sent the fans into a crazed frenzy with the way he calmly dealt with their thirsts, and some would probably take that as an open invitation to send more.
Did someone order a tall glass of haikyuu shitposting? No? You’re getting it anyways biTC H
posts that make you take off your glasses and gently set them down on your desk so you can more fully cover your face with your hands
some rocks are ice but not all ice is rock
only wild ice is a rock
you can’t make ice that is a rock in your freezer
domestic ice is not a rock
also, even wild ice doesn’t become a rock until there is a whole lot of it in one place
Dude... are you okay?
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a geologist
Kuroo Tetsurou
Istg this man has me w e a k
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