adam

16 | he/him | aroace spec | i really like mash right now but no specific theme

[pigeonwheel]

Top Ten Alternatives to "I'm going to kill myself"

1.) "I'm going to microwave myself" <- personal go-to

2.) "I will kill a bug" <- mean to bugs, why would you say this??

3.) "I will eat a skateboard" <- unexpected, new, chic

4.) "I will devour myself" <- why??

5.) "I will kill yourself" <- sure, why not

6.) "This is just like finding nemo" <- ominous, could mean anything

7.) "BJ Hunnicutt did this" <- hey, we can talk about this, don't blame me for this!!

8.) "BJ Hunnicutt is the cause of EVERY problem" <- now you're just being mean to me?? Dude?? What the fuck??

9.) "I will drown myself in rice" <- how do you plan on doing that

10.) "This is BJs fault" <- aaaand you're back to blaming me!!

[thebreakfastgenie]

Venn diagram

[catmotel55]

joshua birdwell i still think of you

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[billhader]

anyone else live in fear of a mash remake being thrust upon us

[carlisle-wheeling-deactivated20]

Drops this into the enclosure where the father mulcahy fans reside

Season 5, Episode 17: Ping Pong

[joopitr-schloopitr]

Mulcahy Class A's Appreciation Post

[francisjohnpatrickmulcahy]

[jackrabboit]

what if bj stands for blowjob..

[smil3yz]

MMMAAAASH

[skaraptor]

i love when beej and hawk fight with each other. yesssss two christmases

[bracketsandunderscores]

I love how nuanced everyone in the 4077th really. There are so many reasons to absolutely hate a character but, even with those reasons, a lot of the time they have every right to act in the ways that they do - not to mention the fact they have SO many qualities to them that make you love them even more.

Yes, Hawkeye is a very loveable and respectable character who is extremely skilled in his field and acts as (pretty much) the oil that keeps everyone working so well, but he's also sexist up until he gets his development, he's inappropriate when situations call for seriousness, and his stubborn attitude makes bad scenarios worse than they already are. He's a major part in everyone's lives and often times saves people from living in constant fear by pretending to be brave, but all that repressed anger and sadness spills out everywhere and he makes it very difficult for anyone to attempt to help him.

This is the same for almost everyone. Klinger is an honest guy who genuinely loves everyone he interacts with (though he can get infuriated easily by them) but he's all over the place with everything and his antics can get on everyone's nerves and cause even bigger problems. BJ is an amazing surgeon and an even better prankster, but his anger is thrown at people who don't deserve it. Margaret is strong and passionate, but because of how she either wears her heart on her sleeve or pushes everyone away to protect herself, she can be a pain in the ass to communicate with. Radar's sweet and innocent but he puts people who can't handle pressure on a pedestal. Charles is a master of the arts and a talented surgeon but he's cocky about it and can't stand when things don't go his way.

I think this is the reason the show works so well. They're all flawed and they're all so undeniably human that it makes you realise just how imperfect these individuals are, even when they're the best MASH unit in Korea and their dynamics are funny to watch. Every person who watches the show has valid reasons to like or not like a character, and no matter what, no one's really wrong in their opinions. They can all be assholes. They can all be cruel and uncaring and hard to love at some points. But, at the same time, there's just so much to love about them all. You can relate to them on a deeper level because you know that they're not just these angels of hope with nothing wrong with them. They're stuck in a disgusting war they didn't sign up for with the job of saving these injured/mutilated/almost unrecognisable CHILDREN who might never make it out alive and they just want to go home without the fear of being bombed, or shot, or succumbing to their own mental issues. They're all just normal people with a very abnormal job who have to put up with each other no matter what because they're all each other have, and they may not be saints, but they try their best.

[fleetn-crab85]

I really don’t think photos of this moment do it enough justice because BJ really just does this unprompted

[cormcobsh]

saw this twt post and had an epiphany

[calocera]

rope is awesome because it presents basically every negative gay stereotype there is (gay people being evil, trying to rope other people into the murder [homosexuality], one being sociopathic and self obsessed [predator], one being hysterical and submissive [woman {bad thing to be}] exhibition and voyeurism, a threat to aristocracy and high white society (coming from inside that system) passively and actively affirming freudian ideology as correct. yet somehow you come out of it going woaw....based ally hitchcock and his gay friends made a good gay movie?

[bell-of-freedom]

catch 22 if it was WOKE

yossarian

milo CHESTbinder

colonel KISSMENcart

GAYneral scheisskopf

major BOYKISSER major major

orr

"HRT" sampson

mcwAROMANTICASEXUAL

chaplain ILOVEMEN

gENDERQUEERal dreedle

major danby

doc dEMISEXUAL

[dogpuppy]

[ne-umeyu-tancevat]

ugh hes a dutiful son who loves his mother very much but is also brimming with violent rage and hatred... and he also got the ultimate revenge against her for what she did but still still could not take the agony of harming her and being bad and never being able to please her and prove he's a good boy ever again so he literally resurrected her reconstructed her in his head from the memories of someone who could not be pleased and was incapable of loving him how he needed... and continued on the cycle as the sole actor, still trying to be the good son, but always failing because the instructions for "mother is pleased with me and thinks im competent and capable and loves me" are just not there

[ne-umeyu-tancevat]

i wanna elaborate a bit and say just how important the child aspect of norman is to me... the novel and sequel movies are more explicit about the idea that norman is a three part system; with the adult norman who has to function in daily life, mother, and then a very childlike norman who relates to mother. what does a child want more than anything but to be loved wholly by their parent? i can only imagine that stretch of time after his mother's death, when he was holed up in the hospital, caught between the part of him who wants to be free, who feels guilt for wanting to be free, who feels guilt for what he did despite the monumental resentment and anger he feels for the position she put him in, and the part who is screaming and reeling against the idea that his mother is gone, that he can never go to her for safety and comfort ever again, who's tried to be what she wanted and never succeeded and now never will? then he starts hearing her voice speaking to him over distance, from beyond the grave, so real and alive in his head that she could not possibly be dead for real, and theres his chance to redeem himself! to resurrect her that he can keep trying and trying and trying into infinity. but it's not her. it's a hallucination, it's only her memory, and he has no other memory of her other than her cruelty.

[muckmead]

ಠLಠ

[noxidae]

[ID: Drawing of Norman Bates curled up, colored in scratchy pencil. The first picture has a red background, the second is white with a doubled blue picture. End ID.]