oozey mess
roma★
★
untitled
pixel skylines
No title available
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
tannertan36
wallacepolsom
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Discoholic 🪩
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Show & Tell
Three Goblin Art
No title available
Kiana Khansmith
No title available
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Poland
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Spain
@pogger-pets
New Rules since I'm going to space out egg drops a little more:
10 reblogs will hatch one egg, add #hatch! When you hit a milestone
15 likes will hatch one egg, so watch the numbers!
[For this batch, do not spam reblogs as this drop will be the only egg drop until the week after next, and I'd like to broaden the chances for other blogs to get hatches organically]
Eggs to @emidiotic @thatweirdo-overthere @yeeterskeeter05 @cheshirecatsyndrome !!
Sugar Hatches!!
@helianenvy @pogger-pets @loploap @dinosgoquack @mildlymicrobial
JSU5IUHIUHDWEUIHEWIUHFIWUEHF OMGGGG CLOWN‼️‼️
SUGAR CAKE EGG DROP FROM PATREON
Hatch Rules:
Every 10th reblog will earn a hatch [Tag each milestone with #hatch!]
Every 20th like will earn a hatch [Keep a close eye on those numbers!]
Only one egg has been claimed so far! This batch will only be out for a week!
SUGAR CAKE EGG DROP FROM PATREON
Hatch Rules:
Every 10th reblog will earn a hatch [Tag each milestone with #hatch!]
Every 20th like will earn a hatch [Keep a close eye on those numbers!]
Only one egg has been claimed so far! This batch will only be out for a week!
SUGAR CAKE EGG DROP FROM PATREON
Hatch Rules:
Every 10th reblog will earn a hatch [Tag each milestone with #hatch!]
Every 20th like will earn a hatch [Keep a close eye on those numbers!]
Only one egg has been claimed so far! This batch will only be out for a week!
SUGAR CAKE EGG DROP FROM PATREON
Hatch Rules:
Every 10th reblog will earn a hatch [Tag each milestone with #hatch!]
Every 20th like will earn a hatch [Keep a close eye on those numbers!]
Only one egg has been claimed so far! This batch will only be out for a week!
SUGAR CAKE EGG DROP FROM PATREON
Hatch Rules:
Every 10th reblog will earn a hatch [Tag each milestone with #hatch!]
Every 20th like will earn a hatch [Keep a close eye on those numbers!]
Only one egg has been claimed so far! This batch will only be out for a week!
SUGAR CAKE EGG DROP FROM PATREON
Hatch Rules:
Every 10th reblog will earn a hatch [Tag each milestone with #hatch!]
Every 20th like will earn a hatch [Keep a close eye on those numbers!]
Only one egg has been claimed so far! This batch will only be out for a week!
SUGAR CAKE EGG DROP FROM PATREON
Hatch Rules:
Every 10th reblog will earn a hatch [Tag each milestone with #hatch!]
Every 20th like will earn a hatch [Keep a close eye on those numbers!]
Only one egg has been claimed so far! This batch will only be out for a week!
SUGAR CAKE EGG DROP FROM PATREON
Hatch Rules:
Every 10th reblog will earn a hatch [Tag each milestone with #hatch!]
Every 20th like will earn a hatch [Keep a close eye on those numbers!]
Only one egg has been claimed so far! This batch will only be out for a week!
SUGAR CAKE EGG DROP FROM PATREON
Hatch Rules:
Every 10th reblog will earn a hatch [Tag each milestone with #hatch!]
Every 20th like will earn a hatch [Keep a close eye on those numbers!]
Only one egg has been claimed so far! This batch will only be out for a week!
SUGAR CAKE EGG DROP FROM PATREON
Hatch Rules:
Every 10th reblog will earn a hatch [Tag each milestone with #hatch!]
Every 20th like will earn a hatch [Keep a close eye on those numbers!]
Only one egg has been claimed so far! This batch will only be out for a week!
psst I made a ttrpg about clown husbandry. it's free. go play it.
a ttrpg about raising and breeding clowns
A 2023 Guide to Scientifically Advanced Clown Husbandry Techniques
I’ve started asking robots their opinions on clown husbandry so please enjoy and be sure to reblog with any corrections you have! [Photo also made by robots]
Clown husbandry can be an enjoyable and rewarding activity, but it does require careful management and advanced techniques if you wish to get the most out of your clowns. Here in this guide, we'll discuss some of the scientifically advanced techniques that will help ensure your clowns stay healthy and thrive.
Consider the Clown’s Dietary Needs
Have you ever wondered what keeps clowns so cheerful and energetic? The answer lies in their diet. These jolly performers have a sweet tooth - but not just for any ordinary candy. Oh no, they crave something much more delicious and messy: pies! Whether it's apple, cherry, or even the classic cream flavor, clowns can't resist a good pie to chow down on. And who can blame them? With each bite, they're transported to a world of sugary bliss and childlike wonder. So next time you see a clown with a suspiciously full belly, just know that they indulged in their favorite treat - and it's all part of the job.
Setting up a Safe Clown Habitat
Do you know what's scarier than clowns? Clowns without a safe habitat! It's time to set up a sanctuary for these playful performers. But we can't just put them in any old space - we need a special place that's clown-proof. And what's a clown-proof space? A big top, of course! Not only will it protect them from the elements, but it will also provide them with plenty of space to practice their juggling, balloon animals, and other tricks of the trade. So let's get to work, folks, and make sure our clown friends have a safe and happy home.
Training Your Clowns to Perform Amazing Tricks
When it comes to training your clowns, it's not all fun and games (well, okay, it is mostly fun and games). But trust me, it's worth the effort when you see them perform jaw-dropping tricks that will make your audience laugh, gasp, and maybe even wet their pants a little. And let's face it, a good clown act can make or break a party. So grab your big red nose and get to work, my friend. It's time to unleash your inner circus ringleader and show those clowns who's boss!
Improving Clown Hygiene
At the end of the day, clown hygiene is no laughing matter. From cleaning the wigs to keeping costumes bright, you'll need to take a few extra steps to ensure that your clowns stay clean and presentable for their beloved audience. After all, nobody wants to hug a smelly clown! Unless they're a tramp clown. They sometimes like to be a bit odiferous. So stock up on plenty of soap, water, and a good supply of clown wipes to keep your clowns clean and healthy. You'll thank yourself later!
Avoiding Dangerous Pranks and Practical Jokes
We all love a good laugh, but let's admit it - sometimes, we take it too far. Nobody wants to be the culprit of a prank gone wrong, especially when it puts someone in danger. We're all for being the life of the party, but let's not make it a matter of life and death. Stick with the classics, like whoopee cushions and fake vomit, and avoid anything involving explosives or sharp objects. So let's keep it safe, folks, and remember - friendship is magic, but a hospital bill is not.
The world of clowns is full of laughter, joviality, and entertainment. If you want to join in the fun, be sure to keep your clown’s dietary needs in mind; pies and sweets are always greatly appreciated by our big-nosed friends! Furthermore, you’ll need a large tent or big top to house your clowns – trust us, they don’t fit inside small bungalows! Gather the best props and tricks for clown performances beforehand; it may take some practice and patience from both the clowns and their trainers but it’s worth it for a show that will produce life-long memories. Hygiene should also be kept in check: ensure your clowns are clean and bright to make them sparkle just as much as their sequined outfits. While practical jokes might seem like a good idea at first, always remember that no one likes an unhappy clown – so choose only harmless fun when pulling pranks!
Or a gigglet, or a clownling or a jack-in-the-box or a poppet or whatever you want, really!
STORYTIME: DO NOT FEED YOUR CLOWNS THIS!!
I volunteer a few days a week at a clown shelter. Earlier this month, a Teacup-Birthday mix named Kiki was adopted by a (seemingly) very nice middle aged couple, and we were very happy to send yet another clown to a good home. But disaster struck this afternoon when the couple returned to the shelter, wanting to surrender Kiki back to us. Their reason? She was not performing any tricks and had been biting them nonstop for weeks now. I was of course very shocked and confused by this. Kiki was one of the most playful and least temperamental clowns I had ever cared for.
I asked them if she had the proper environment, if they had changed her costume or markings in any way, if they were feeding her the proper diet. They said that they were doing everything right, and were following the care instructions we had given them. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt, but their story just wasn't adding up. And they were shifting nervously, and talking quietly to each other when they thought I wasn't looking. I told them to wait while I took Kiki for a checkup. As I took her to the vet's office, I couldn't help but notice that she seemed to lack any energy at all. When I tried to tickle her stomach (something that she normally loves), she snapped at me (Luckily, I jerked my hand away before she could bite).
When the vet examined Kiki, it was revealed that she was suffering from malnourishment and a button infection. I went back out to talk to the owners, and they continued to deny any mistreatment. After some more questioning and prying, they finally broke down and admitted what they had been doing.
They had been feeding Kiki a mix of mice and small bones (no problem there). But for her candy intake, they had been feeding her SUGAR-FREE candy. My heart sank as soon as I heard those words. No wonder Kiki had been so sick.
Every clown owner should know that (in general) Clowns need a healthy mixture of raw meat and sugar in their diets. Feeding them sugar-free stuff can be very bad for them and cause a LOT of problems.
For one, they will not be getting their much needed sugar intake. A sugar deficiency will lower their mood, make them more easily agitated, make them sick, and can even be deadly for some clown breeds (such as Birthday and Circus). As Kiki is a Birthday clown, she might not have survived another week without sugar.
Another thing to keep in mind about sugar-free products is that they often have artificial sweeteners in them. These sweeteners are not ideal for clowns, as most clown breeds have sensitivities or allergies to them. Simply put, most clowns' digestive systems are not properly built to process sugar-free foods. Feeding your clown artificial sweeteners over time can even weaken their immune system (This is likely what contributed to Kiki's infection).
The owners claimed that they had no idea that sugar-free candy was bad for clowns (very unlikely since the care instructions specifically list sugar-free foods under the "DO NOT" section). My boss suggested to them that we take care of Kiki for a few days, but they told us they weren't coming back. As soon as they left, we informed other local shelters about them and even posted on internet forums about it, as they may go somewhere else and find a different clown to mistreat. They clearly only see clowns as entertainment and nothing else.
We gave Kiki some cotton candy, and she's already starting to return to her old self. Unfortunately, though, this means that she's back in the system. There's no telling how long until she's adopted again.
Before anyone asks, we make sure to look into anyone who's interested in adopting one of our clowns. We run background checks, call character witnesses, make sure they have the proper environment for a clown and have the money to support one, etc. Overall, the process takes about a month or so. Sometimes it can take even longer if we have a waiting list. It is extremely rare that a clown adoption goes wrong. In fact, this is the first time it's happened in the year I've been volunteering here.
TL;DR Don't feed clowns sugar-free foods! It can make them very sick and cause a lot of complications.
Ive recently bought a scare clown from an adoption centre. Ive had two scare clowns before and neither of them acted like this one.
My first two did the usual hide around corners and jump out, move object to a different area and grab my hand when i reach for it. But this one is doesnt do any of that instead it just stares and looms behind me. It also doesnt do the 'gross wet' food noises but when i check its plate and water bowl theyre empty.
Ive asked around and people have said it might be mime cross, thoughts?
Ahhh! You definitely have a scare/mime cross! Especially with how quiet he seems like he might be. Scare clowns and mimes are very similar in color, appearance, and teeth so, you wouldn't be able to tell easily without paying attention to their behavior. We have a similar clown here in our care and he is a mime/scare mix and acts very similar to your own. He is trying to scare you in his own large, looming, silent way. They thrive off the anxiety they cause by standing at the end of a hallway or by looming behind you. Just be sure to check the food and water bowl often since they do eat quietly.
This is also great if you are looking for a scare clown without the notorious bad temperament. The mime genes tend to make their temper easier to handle. Good luck to you and your scary friends! -Clownery Ranch
