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rilla || 23 || ace || Finland i have nothing relevant to contribute I mostly just,,, reblob things i like. such as marvel, mad max n black sails i'm also terrible at tagging BUT HI ANYWAY tweet me @pohnake

[pohnake]

i have a desktop now so i opened tumblr again for the first time since. idk. 2 years ago? a wild concept, i know

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[exeggcute]

universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia… but they made their bed so now they can lie in it

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history

[femcassidy]

i want you all to know that there is an artist (carmen papalia) who, after he started using a white cane, assembled a 12 foot long white cane and began using it in downtown vancouver. the length of the cane made it functionally useless as a device and the only purpose it served was making him an obstacle for sighted people. dare i say… 2019 goals

[femcassidy]

therapist to sighted patient: long cane isnt real and it cant hurt you

carmen papalia:

[id: a dimly lit photo of carmen papalia using his 12 foot “long cane” piece. he walks casually behind it. the cane takes up the majority of both the photograph and the sidewalk.]

[thevioletsunflower]

Okay I went to a conference where this guy was a keynote and he’s so fucking cool. He’s done a ton of art around disability rights. The twelve-foot cane is really cool, but here are some of my other favourites:

From the series on replacing his cane, this is one where he replaced his cane with a megaphone and would stand at intersections repeating “I can’t see” until somebody would stop and help him cross the street

Another cane replacement, this time replacing it with a high school marching band who would change the music depending on if there was something in the way or not.

A museum intervention where he got people at the MET to go through the museum with their eyes closed and experiencing touching things he’d gotten permission to touch (the floor in this image) and just exploring a visual art museum blind.

The Blind Field Shuffle, in which he has dozens of people form a conga line behind him with their eyes closed and leads them on a blind tour of the city - literally the blind leading the blind.

Wish I could find a better photo, but this is a museum gallery he curated where the works are almost at floor height, making them accessible to children, little people, and people in wheelchairs, but requiring abled people to bend down or sit on the floor in order to see them properly.

In short, this man is amazing and I love his work.

[captainlordauditor]

……okay, that last one is my absolute favorite

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[larlinthedragon]

This reminds me of this meme.

[slverjohn]

- atticus.

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

“When Taika sent me the script, he also sent me some key art of what his vision of the characters was gong to be. And that was one of the first conversations we had. He was like, ‘I’d like to shave your head,’ and I read the script and went, ‘Yes, I’ll do this.’ Actually, the first time I turned up in Australia, he stopped shooting the movie, and made a beeline for where I was at to come personally shave my head.” –Karl Urban

[novellaqueen]

obi-wan kenobi movie where there’s just ewan mcgregor getting drunk, weeping, then trying to hug force ghost liam neeson every night  

[burning-stmandard-deactivated20]

#NeverAgain

Source: The Atlantic

[gaarrus]

mood whenever another online multiplayer game comes out instead of a story-driven single player game

[lostinspacenetflix]

LOST IN SPACE 

[mymodernmet]

Woman Sets Up Bird Feeder Photo Booth to Capture Close-Ups of Feathered Friends

[fuks]

[salty-red-mage]

[hanitje]

A lot of people already condemn and calling this teacher a bitch/monster on the comment/reblog, not knowing the whole story. It was actually the TEACHER who drew the beautiful art on the blackboard, and the teacher is a HE, he’s an accomplished artist who was trying to teach his students about the beauty of art and however changing it is. He will draw any arts by request from his students, the students will take some pictures, and then he erases it from the board, and make new ones. He’s not a monster. He’s actually trying to spark the students’ interest in art. Funny how a simple pic without context enrages people - and the people refusing to look beyond the story.

You can follow his artworks on Twitter @hamacream where he always posts/tweet his arts.

Here are some samples of his artwork:

[jessadamsdraws]

It’s awsome I wish I had a teacher like that

[msmarvel]

[In Black Panther] different women occupy the different space and be their full selves, interacting with each other not with competition, but with agency, and their personal motivations being what that leads them forward. They are not there to be eye candy, although we do look pretty damn fly, I must say. — Lupita Nyong’o, Women of Black Panther for EW.

[dinuguan]

[techyvegan]

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

[wildersage]

non native english speaker culture is constantly switching between british and american spelling and writing words however you prefer without caring about consistency and you dont really always know which is which anyway

[coolthingoftheday]

Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.

[kearunning]

A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.

[aprillikesthings]

Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.

[followthebluebell]

I once had an apple tree that was entirely fucking hollow on the inside.  I didn’t think it’d produce anything when I saw that.

I got one helluva surprise next fall.