Pohtayhtoguy

Chat I swear I'm not single, it's just no men November.

[the-bedheaded-league]

All of my friends are anti-AI (as they should be) so it’s so fucking jarring when I meet a new person and they mention asking chatGPT stuff. Like what fucking planet are you from??? What universe are you living in??? HUH???

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[ririwithrice]

sorry I haven’t been that active guys I’m okay just going through some stufff. Happy pride, keep supporting and advocating for your queer siblings all over the world, I love you :)

I wanna start a positive post chain thing so if you see this, reblog with ur favourite animal and type of sandwich

reblog with ur fav sandwich and animal

No bumhead

oki smiley face

Voting ended onJun 4

[pohtayhtoguy]

Peanut Butter and Nutella sandwich, and my favorite animal is an Axolotl

[homosexuality-offical]

wow, I really did take over tumblr this month. Press the button.

Not even in a Notes farming way, it’s just a pride flag

[dontforgetabtintersexfolks]

The intersex tag has the flag on the like button too, stop excluding us :)

[wulfbones]

Misgendering someone is never okay.

Even if you don't like them, even if they're canceled, even if they're a CRIMINAL.

Identity is not a privilege that can be revoked at any given moment.

[pohtayhtoguy]

Me and my sibling were in choir with someone we didn't like and they realized they were trans. We used the correct name and pronouns still and that is one of my proudest moments of disliking someone

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[satan-offical]

*looks up* I can feel something...a...shift in power... *looks at calendar* *gasps* it's here

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

[pohtayhtoguy]

I'd be spoingly

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[homosexuality-offical]

anyone who has ever been on the discord understands the gravity of this debate, so I’m gonna put this here once and for all

Does a milkshake require ice cream?

yes – something similar can be made without it, but it’s not a milkshake

No – there are many substitutes that can be made for the ice cream

I haven’t thought about this before and don’t feel strongly to either answer

Voting ended onMay 29

Reblog for reach this has caused screaming matches

[homosexuality-offical]

it has come to my attention that British people consider flavored powder in milk a milkshake. That is not what we are considering. We are considering American diner style thick frozen desserts

[ladymirdan]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

OHHHHH the phrase "go off half-cocked" refers to a gun that fires before the firing pin is fully in position. that makes sense I thought it was like. a different thing

[but-will-it-be-famous]

Double check ur followers dude

Oh Right, Of Course I Wil-

. . .

Oh.

Okay!! . . .

I'M SCARED

[satan-offical]

Only 91? Chat, it will be famous (please)

[animentality]

[bonesbeetle]

>pour myself a glass of lemonade >take a sip >"this is way too sour did it expire??" >check the container >best by date is in 2028 >don't understand >check the label >lemon juice

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

[pohtayhtoguy]

Every time the Cupid shuffle starts, all of the people flock to the dance floor. They're sleeper agents I swear!