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I'm Ven. Yes I am an elf, no I am nothing like in the stories. Do not underestimate me, just because I am small and a girl doesn't mean I can't fuck up your week in a million different ways. ((Independent Fandom-less OC. Tracks url. Read rules and about before interacting.))

[alonextogxther]

Multi muse blog (A mix of Canon, AU and OCs)

A diverse group of fandoms (DC, Marvel, Teen Wolf, Twilight, Divergent, etc.)

Loves to plot and will be adding more muses as time goes along.

So hit me up and we’ll talk.

[alonextogxther]

[Index]

Indie Hacker OC.

Up for most kinds of RP.

Totes awesome. (Ask my friends)

[alonextogxther]

[Index]

Indie Hacker OC.

Up for most kinds of RP.

Totes awesome. (Ask my friends)

[alonextogxther]

[Index]

Indie Hacker OC.

Up for most kinds of RP.

Totes awesome. (Ask my friends)

[alonextogxther]

[Index]

Indie Hacker OC.

Up for most kinds of RP.

Totes awesome. (Ask my friends)

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

//This an official notice, this blog is now archived.  I will be remaking this blog this morning, will post the link once everything is set up.  See you all on the other side!

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

//Another I'm not dead update! Sorry I've been keeping you all waiting for so long.  The first draft of my book is almost done! It's been such a long crazy road these past six months and I thank everyone who stuck by me! I will return once the draft is done and I take a few weeks to become sane again.  I think during this time I will be remaking Ven, this blog is messy and it's so hard to find anything I'm looking for.  I will let you all know when it happens though!

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

//sorry for being so inactive lately but I've been so busy with my boyfriend, trying to finish my book and battling an addiction to world of Warcraft. I promise I haven't forgotten about you guys here and I'll try to get on soon and answer my messages and do replies.

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

Texts From Last Night ask meme!

[text] I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

[text] on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

[text] just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

[text] I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

[text] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

[text] o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

[text] Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.

[text] Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from

[text] I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

[text] He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.

[text] After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment

[text] So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

[text] Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

[text] Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

[text] You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

[text] I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?

[text] Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

[text] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

[text] You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!

[text] This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

[text] I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.

[text] The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

[text] I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!

[text] I think i sorta joined a cult last night

[text] I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet

[text] At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

[text] Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.

[text] omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

[text] Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.

[text] Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.

[text] Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.

[text] The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

//Pardon my messy sex hair but I'm having an amazing weekend with my sort of boyfriend. Just wanted to tell you all because I'm happy and he's awesome.

[halfvampirehalflycan]

There's a problem... ll pointyearedprogrammer

[halfvampirehalflycan]

Michael nodded at her. “It never has, you’re right about that.” He moved and kissed her again, loving the feeling of her lips against his.

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

"Because I'm pretty sure that was how Izzy was conceived," Ven smiled as she leaned into him.  "I know this is probably the worst time to ask, but do you have some free time?"

[halfvampirehalflycan]

There's a problem... ll pointyearedprogrammer

[halfvampirehalflycan]

"I suppose not. Our children come first." He commented, smiling at her. He leaned forward and pressed a kiss to her lips

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

"Well I am sure that we will still find plenty of time to be alone," Her hands moved up to his hair holding him there for a moment.  "It never stopped us before."

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

//I suddenly want a babysitter AU.  Like were my muse takes a summer job as a babysitter for this couple.  The dad works from home but doesn't have time to take care of the kid and the mom has to travel a lot so she isn't always around.  The two of them get to know each other very well and since the dad's marriage isn't very good he ends up sleeping with the babysitter.  Then it could go in a million different angsty places from there!

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

"You're not being professional."

"What about me says professional?" The hacker asked with a quizzical look as she glanced up from her computer. 

[beautywiththegreenbeast]

She looked to her paperwork but turned her head up to hear Ven better. “Um, yeah I’ll give it a once over once it’s ready, Just let me know and I’ll set aside time to give it my full attention.” She chuckled softly as she sat back. “I’ll see what I can do. Maybe pull a few strings for you.”

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

"Thank you," Ven smiled as she moved back to her work.  It did mean a lot to her that her boss would help her out like this, people here hadn't always been the most friendly to her.  "That would be awesome, it's a small idea but really could help out if I could make it work."

[shieldshawk]

“Not a very exact science, is it?”

"You’d think that, and it isn’t, in a way? I dunno. I mean, it’s skill, and knowing what the wind is doing, and knowing exactly how much you’ve got to aim, and where and what, and a million other things, all at the moment you’re letting the arrow go. But it’s also Luck. Cus you can know all that stuff, and get it all right…and still miss your target."

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

Ven nodded at his words, it was clear he was very good at this.  Whereas she barely had enough strength to pull back a bow string, she would defer to his expertise on this front.  She could crunch numbers all day but when it came to physical things like this she was at a loss.  

"Well I'm sure I'd need plenty of luck to hit something, I can get a perfect headshot in a video games but I'm rubbish in real life."

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

accidental affection

send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them

send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them

send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me

send me ♢ for my muse to get dared to kiss yours

send me ♫ for your muse to catch mine singing in the shower

send me ♩ for my muse to catch yours singing in the shower

send me ♡ for your muse to drunkenly confess feelings to mine

send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours

send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours

send me ❅ for my muse to cuddle up next to yours while asleep on the couch

send me ❥ for your muse to cuddle up next to mine while asleep on the couch

[pointyearedprogrammer-archive]

“Put. The. Weapon. Down.”

"Tell me how you got in my kitchen?!" Ven held up the tazer as her hand shook.