[puzzlefaggot]

Aaaaaarghhhh! What a crazy scene.. What a ridiculous scene! I can't accept something like that!

Ohoho, but you saw it all, didn't you, Battler? You saw Santa Claus enter the house with magic, deliver presents, and leave! He even accidentally woke Maria up on his way out! Of course, all the doors and windows to the house were locked, and none of them were opened. How do you explain this with your human tricks...?

Aaah, it's useless... There had to have been some other entrance to the house we don't know about! For example, the chimney! The person claiming to be Santa Claus could have climbed down through the chimney, and then exited the same way!

It is impossible for a human to enter this house through the chimney, or any other entrance. Except, of course, with magic.

Hrrrgh....

Battler, don't give up. Remember, this child's catbox is only her own interpretation. You must remember to trust your own judgment.

That's right...! Beatrice, repeat it! "A third person that was neither Maria or Rosa really entered the house that night!"

Hrrk! ...I refuse. ...I will not give a reason.

Santa didn't enter the house at all that night! The presents under the tree were delivered by Rosa, dressed as Santa Claus. On her way out, she accidentally woke up Maria, who mistook her for the real Santa Claus. This explains why Maria can claim she witnessed Santa last night!

Hmph. Maria would definitely not misidentify Santa Claus by sight. And you're forgetting something, Battler... The cookies by the fireplace were found missing this morning, and Rosa did not eat them! If not Santa, then who ate the cookies, Battler?

Well, that, would have to be Maria, of course...

Maria did not eat the cookies! No other human was inside the house! The only one who could have entered was Santa, a Sorcerer!! Kiyahahahhahaaa, HEHEHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!

[koifoxes]

subservient

[ghostie-goo]

Paige's dating quiz results

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked club, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud

[mx-m29]

just a normal juggling gif, nothing weird about it

[sumidolce]

[dogpuppy]

Good Morning

[evilvillain123456789]

Fucking you doggy stile and i start giggling and you turn around and im looking at your ass like this

[brucebocchi]

[psychotrenny]

The Fujoshi hypnotist has a suggestion for ending the "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

[tlirsgender]

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

[tlirsgender]

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

[tlirsgender]

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

[ghoulchurch]

Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

[s-indria]

Dynamic Duo: Guts and Schierke (II).

"You have to rest as much as possible to heal."

[honeydewcorporation]

I-it can't be! I've been jerking off her afterimage this whole time?? Just how fast is she??

[planetapolilla]

You're disposable, you're effective, you're a mentally conditioned murder machine! This and many more options will be available to build a flavorful TRESPASSER!

[beardedmrbean]

I'm not seeing a downside with that last review