[mvlans-moved-deactivated2017021]

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

[theonion]

Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide 

[iamianbrooks]

Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day

[catesstrophe-deactivated2021030]

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

[dumbasschronicles]

working in customer service

[cryborg666]

reblog this with your hogwarts house in the tags

[niobiumao3]

Okay but like, Matt and Foggy as Bucky’s lawyers for the inevitable MCU Civil War-related legal throwdown.

[ocdamethyst-moved-blog-deactiva]

JOHN JOLIE-PITT IS NOT A GIRL

STOP SAYING HE IS

STOP CALLING HIM BY HIS BIRTH NAME

END THE TRANSPHOBIA IN THE MEDIA

[prismatic-bell]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

For those who may genuinely not know—since the media likes to make sure you don’t—John is the chosen name of the Jolie-Pitt child the media refers to as Shiloh. Angelina first noticed signs of transness in John when he was about three and angrily refused to wear pink or dresses, insisting they were “for girls” in language that separated himself from “girls” as a group. Angelina and Brad chose to do the appropriate thing and ask John what kind of clothes he would like to wear and what he would like to be called. He chose his own name, and chooses his own clothes and haircut.

As a result of this Brad and Angelina have faced severe media backlash, including accusations that they are not fit parents and media support of Brad’s mother, who forcibly dresses John in girls’ clothes when he visits her. The Jolie-Pitts are doing everything they possibly can to affirm to their son that his identity is valid (including Angelina recently restricting Grandma’s access to him on the basis that her son’s mental health is more important than his grandmother’s self-righteousness), and the media is doing everything it possibly can to say they’re wrong.

Support the Jolie-Pitt children and parents, and remember that his name is John, and he is a boy.

[ilikehip-hop]

Damn you fine as fuck lemme follow you & never speak to you

[shirleyjacksons]

please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye 

[moonbeam--mama]

on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it

[aquarhiius-deactivated20210404]

both of these

[gnarly]

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

[supasanti]

But it’s two completely different conversations

[positivedoodles]

[grime-queen]

[spo0pypoop]

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

[misanthropicmutiny]

Living with mental illness means that on some days it will be even harder to cope and you might not be able to explain why. It could be because you havent slept enough, because a smell reminded you of feeling sad, or for no reason at all.

This is a reminder that we dont have to justify our feelings or abilities to anyone, just do whats needed to make it to the next day.

[lesbophobes-deactivated20220907]

When they say that men and women have the same propensity for violence...

All Homicide Types by Gender, 1976-2005. From Sexual Assault of Young Children as Reported to Law Enforcement, 7/00, NCJ 182990, U.S. Dept of Justice.

Eldercide: Male 85.2%, Female 14.8% 

Felony murder: Male 93.2%, Female 6.8% 

Sex related murder: Male 93.6%, Female 6.4%

Gang related murder: Male 98.3%, Female 1.7%

Drug related murder: Male 95.5%, Female 4.5%

Workplace murders: Male 91.3%, Female 8.7%

Argument murders: Male 85.6%, Female 14.4%

Gun homicide: Male 91.3%, Female 8.7%

Multiple victims: Male 93.5%, Female 6.5%

Child murder: of those children killed by someone other than their parent, 81% were killed by men.

[catesstrophe-deactivated2021030]

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

[dumbasschronicles]

working in customer service

[tanknaka]

if you are under 18:

your nudes are child pornography 

people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography

you can be charged with distribution of child pornography 

don’t take nudes

[the-fisher-queen]

This is not about body shaming, this is not about ‘telling you what to do with your sexuality’ this is literally a federal crime don’t fuck with the law okay.

[missycvnt-deactivated20170331]

I hate people who encourage underage girls on this site to share their bodies. Please report it to tumblr support if you see this. It’s not about “dobbing” people in, it’s a legal issue and is harmful to minors.

[ultrafacts]

Source

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[tisblueshirt-deactivated2020040]

It’s quite awesome really, many of them just get eaten by Jupiter and are never seen again. The rest usually get catapulted back into space by Jupiter’s immense gravity. It’s quite amazing just how many things are keeping Earth alive and the way it is.

[mrmearo]

THANK U VERY MUCH JUPITER

[vancity604778kid]

[ultrafacts]

Jupiter ‘shepherds’ the asteroid belt for us

[the-trashman-cometh]

OKAY BUT CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THAT GIF FOR A SECOND

JUPITER IS BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB

ANDTHEN TH EOTHER FOUR ARE WOooOO WOOOooooO WOoO WOOooooO AND I CANT I FUC KIGN CA'NT

[ultrafacts]

[hockeylvr42]

I also feel like this needs to be added…

Without Jupiter, many scientists believe we wouldn’t be here. Back when the solar system was still young, Jupiter helped stabilize the orbits of most of the planets (and the asteroid belt), while flinging smaller expo-planets out of our solar system, preventing them from crashing into and destroying the earth.

Also, it’s be theorized that Jupiter’s gravity helped fling water rich comets towards our planet, giving us most of the fresh water we have here on earth. .

We literally owe our existence to Jupiter, and since everything within the solar system settled down to what we have today, Jupiter has since played the role of big brother to earth and that’s so frieken cool honestly