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[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck...I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[guerrillatech]

[anxietyproblem]

[mustache-goat]

[ben-lyintous]

‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls

[panicfast]

literally addicted to pics like this.

[madnesswithasideofsanity]

from the notes

[testoster2]

Bi girls dating bi guys culture

[santa-ana-winds]

[guerrillatech]

[sharper-and-bigger]

[weissguertena]

tangentially related:

[thepowerwithin]

Show your genuine self. The you in all of your purity. Your wholeness. With every part of your being intertwined as one.

Nicole Addison @thepowerwithin

[feministism]

[prolifeproliberty]

Psst...it’s the government that’s forcing companies to throw that stuff out, not capitalism.

Take away the regulations and companies would sell these things at greatly reduced prices or donate them to shelters/food banks where they can be distributed. The profit motive actually works here - donating gives them good PR for almost no cost.

99% of the time the problems attributed to capitalism are actually the result of government interference.

[eltigrechico]

1. The profit motive is what creates all that abundance.

2. New stuff must be created every day. There's no point at which we can stop production and focus on "distribution"

3. Even in a socialist utopia run by perfectly selfless angels, without prices in capital goods and without the profit and loss system we would quickly burn through all our supplies and be destitute in no time

4. Santa Claus isn't real

[assoc-of-free-people]

Socialists have no sense for logistics. With their retarded sense of space and time they would be in prehistoric Mesopotamia complaining that proto-celts don’t have access to the abundance of grain grown on the Euphrates.

[vaelynx]

*headdesk* Nope.

Take away government regulation and all of it will be sold as pricy as possible to people who don’t know better, banking on the fact that most of those who will find it has spoiled won’t come to get a refund for a host of reasons, like not having the receipt anymore, or it simply not being worth the price of the trip.

[hominish0stilis]

1) Like that already doesn’t happen, right now, in spite of regulations

2) Let’s ignore for a second that regulations on things like “organic” produce literally let companies sell them at a steep markup, what company is going to just price out their customers and think they’ll .... make money?

What competitor wouldn’t then sell their goods at a fairer price to draw in business? This happens now with regulations, do you think basic economics can’t exist without them?

3) How’s them FDA regulations going for, say, opioids they swore were safe? You think the FDA cares about safety? Do you... think the CIA cares about keeping us safe too?

[pokesmotforever]

All yall people bugging that supermarkets power went out and that food was no longer safe to consume

Hours without power in all their fridges bacteria starts to grow slightly above 30° they didn't want to get anyone sick yall ever get food poisoning shits not fun my guy

[blextrophy]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[imsuchacapricorn]

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

[history-freak1]

Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?

my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE “CHANGE YOUR DOG’S NAME” PREGNANT LADY

[iusedtoknowwhatawishwasfor]

These white women are insane. And I am one. Stop embarrassing yourself and the rest of us. Shut the fuck up.

[thegreenmeridian]

I feel like this needs the addition of this woman:

[littleredhotsridinghood]

These rants genuinely unnerve me.

[action--cats]

(Why is she making that face)

[bi-against-bullshit]

Here’s some more mommy drama:

Bonus: some straight up entitled ladies:

[vikinglumberjack-moved-deactiva]

Cavalcade of Karens.

[seasonallydefective]

Holy fuckin shyet…

[konoko]

[thebootydiaries]

[fluffygif]

Loving life…

[persephonesgh0st]

@woodlandpixie @michipichi @umbraskye @skinreflectsthesun

[everythingfox]

I don’t know what I was expecting.. but it was NOT this

[afrorevolution]

[kandykurves]

They’re going to try and kill him.

[kingnycjohnson-deactivated20170]

He’s probably already dead

[sloppyslimyeggss]

BOOOOOST THIS

[rlyhigh]

YOOOOO

[rlyhigh]

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

[africanaquarian]

Nigerians are about to save the world

[jukadiie]

[worldwide-revolution-deactivate]

Governments are gonna kill this guy.

[i-partied-with-gatsby-deactivat]

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

[nonwhiteteethteens]

The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases

[rocketzandwaterfallz]

Most def had to reblog this. I’m supporting him 1000%

[theoriginallowkeyfreak]

https://www.naij.com/455113-nigeria-professor-claims-to-have-cure-for-hivaids.html

[phillybarberfreak]

Repost & Save a Life!!!!!! Repost

[monica39-deactivated20220627]

There is hope .Amen Repost this would help a lot of people…

[curioussubfreak]

God bless this man. I hope this saves lives.

[doctorboss]

Reblog it saves lives

[thechristmasrapture]

The tumblr app closed on me TWICE when I tried to reblog this

coincidence?

(THREE TIMES)

[milo-does-a-discourse-deactivat]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eleanor-hates-pedos-blog]

REBLOG THIS SHIT OR BLOCK ME

[gay-as-shite-deactivated2018022]

Reblog please

@madhattey @princeofmints @androgynousblackbox @ryuronny @mrgoldsdearie @blogthegreatrouge @ship-is-love @askoswaldandedward

[dearest-darlingest-diva]

WHAT I S THIS

[fanfics-of-a-tired-ravenclaw]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[aeveris-oldblog-deactivated2020]

WHATSHDJD–

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

RE-FUCKING-BLOG

[citrus-adventures]

REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA TGIS BREAK THE NOTES IF WE HAVE TO

[dads-against-onision]

haha take this, government!

[aierie--dragonslayer]

Wow my instinct about this topic was right.

[crystalfay]

REBLOG

[bubblegumbitch71-blog]

Reblog

[moonflowero1]

Reblog if you can handle it but also this is important and I’m proud of you either way

[n3kk1tty]

Doesn’t matter were you grew up. Doesn’t matter the country or continent you came from. Smart people are all over the world and news flash they discover things all the time. I’m really proud of this man though anyway he is going to help so many people.

[strawberriesandsprinklesblog]

This ain’t blog relevant, I dont fuckin care

REPOST👏THIS👏SHIT👏

[sincerely-raine]

Reblog this or I’ll eat your toes while you’re sleeping