oh captain my captain

somethingteen| She/her | Lwk an astronomy nerd| I love sebastian vettel | if u wanna me moots send an ask

[polarislovesspidey]

I’m Polarisヅ and welcome to my little corner of the internet 🌙

Echo/Amina/Polaris | She/Her

➢ January 21st

➢ I LOVE criminal minds

➢give me nicknames I absolutely love them

➢ I love f1 pls talk to me if you love it to guys

➢Matthew Gray Gubler's wife

➢ aussieeee

➢ living in Riyadh rn

➢ your grandpa’s sleep paralysis demon

➢ cabin 13

➢ the ask box is always open

➢I suck at making friends and starting convos so....

Oh pls give me like book and show recs guys non of my irl friends read 😔

➢dni: racists - rude people - islamaphobes, it's not strict but if I block you there's a reason behind it

if ur a stalker (they show up every now and again)

Spotify

(you can ask for my other socials insta, snap, tiktok, etc)

Other accs

@polarisreadsandrecs - my rec account

Request Guidlines

[polarislovesspidey]

[kewpieheart]

thinking you’ve struck masterlist gold but get routed to p! links instead

[falsetactic]

how it feels to read self insert/xreader fics of any media that follow the canon plot line

[f-tality0]

Driving lessons

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

[insufferable-yapper]

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

[myterriblethirties]

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

[brokenteardrops]

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

[myterriblethirties]

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

[dierdre-despair-and-destiny]

Me because Im scrolling FOREVER just to fine new fics 😔

Tumblr should have a shuffle option when your on a tag

[dine-bugs]

being in the x reader tabs of at least 9 different characters is probably the closest I'll ever be to being a slut

[greygaygremlin]

The fact that THIS exists in this world is reason enough to live,you depressed little pervert.

[scrumptious-finicky-illusion]

Just look at his little face!

[ilovebillkaulitzzz]

Nobody :

Me ignoring the "minors do not interact" "18+" "minors dni" warning signs in fanfics

[aceofheartsssss]

Me when straight up smut

vs

Me when very well-described kissing/makeout/dry humping/fondling/cuddling:

i just think smut isnt as hot as heavy "makeouts" idk WHY OMFG (jus wanna see if anyone feels the same way lol)

[boomgshakalaka]

How it feels knowing you’ve finished all of a fandoms fanfics and have to give it up

[redheadedflag]

me when im on "x reader tag" looking for fics at 3 am BUT all i find is memes and all the funny posts under the world EXCEPT the fics abt the character :

[depsidase]

[alexturntable]

It’s been a while since we’ve had a carcar incident

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[tethered-heartstrings]

[zmbiereid]

yearning for a CM x MCU au where reader is an escaped widow and joined the bau and falls for spencer reid… is that too much to ask for sighhhhhhh