[polaroidpaladin]

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[princesstarfire1234]

Artfight attack for @puhpandas !!

Been a bit slower this year, more than I'd like really, but hopefully I'll be able to do more in the coming weeks!

[freakasaurus-rex]

i will forever be against the slang usage of the word larp. just say poser

[evevoli]

i redesigned my FNAF OCs i made when i was 11 💀 they live in a burger joint and are in gay love

[nameshowdown]

Greg/Gregory Showdown (Greg/Gregory Off) - Round 1

Who is the better Greg/Gregory?

Dr. Gregory House - House M.D.

Gregory - Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach

Voting ended onJul 6

[puhpandas]

HE DID ITTTTTTT HE FINALLY GOT REVENGE ON DR HOUSE

[nameshowdown]

Greg/Gregory Showdown (Greg/Gregory Off) - Round 2

Who is the better Greg/Gregory?

Gregory - Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach

Gregory - The Sandman

Remaining time: 5 days 19 minutes

[polaroidpaladin]

DID GREGORY ACTUALLY KICK HOUSE'S ASS?? LFGGGGG

[polaroidpaladin]

Artfight attack for @way2gosuperrstarr!

[crumbwinner]

this clip makes me so emotional. i feel like this sometimes, at night especially. That the whole wide world may swallow me whole. That i’m wide-eyed in the face of god. that I’m not a victim of smallness but rather its loving disciple.

[eggyolkplanet]

and then one without the words

[polaroidpaladin]

@postthiscat you need to see this.

[apocherri]

THEY ADDED CHAIRS TO MINECRAFT

[apocherri]

my god.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

yes conservatism is on the rise yes tradwife content is as popular as ever yes pink jobs and blue jobs are fucking stupid BUT there is still such a big change in how straight women are talking about relationships online.

they're talking about how they're no longer interested in dating because their female friends treat them better than boyfriends do. they're realizing that being single is always better than being in a bad relationship. it's becoming a lot more normal and fun and hot for women to be single at any age. the women who have settled down with truly good men in truly happy relationships are encouraging other women to not take any shit because the right man won't need to be "trained". they're talking about how their mothers and grandmothers warned them to get a job and not get married, and they followed the advice.

tradwife content is performance. it's propaganda. there are so few women actually living that life. but we know for a fact that more women than ever are educated, working, and single. and all I see (admittedly in my woke ass algorithm) is women talking about how they're done settling for mediocre relationships. and I love it.

[longing-for-rain]

The rise in tradwife propaganda isn't a sign we're losing. It's a sign we're winning. They need to push this propaganda because women are increasingly waking up and being open about the consequences of trad dynamics. And that terrifies conservatives because their control over women and the family unit is how they exercise control over society.

[caramelizard-deactivated2025122]

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[sstrawbearri]

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

[polaroidpaladin]

Artfight attack for @way2gosuperrstarr!

[polaroidpaladin]

Artfight attack for @way2gosuperrstarr!

[send-me-a-puffalope]

First ArtFight attack of the year on @horrifichymns ‘s Marjorie !!! I’m so happy with how this turned out !!!

[send-me-a-puffalope]

Second Artfight attack of the year on @neptuniite ‘s OC Selaphiel!!! One of my favorite AF attacks I’ve done so far, I’m so happy with how it turned out 💕💕💕

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