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A mix of p!atd, dnp, one punch man, memes Brooklyn Nine-Nine & mulaney If you don’t follow me I’ll actually cry so do it My blog changes a lot when I’m bored Pronouns: She/Her Header by Studio Ghibli If you’ve come to avoid responsibilities, you’re in the right place. Inbox always open, talk to me

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[antimanifesto1973]

hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3

[blackpyrefly]

lol xD whats upsmexy????? :3c

[antimanifesto1973]

nothing much :3 how abt u ?? x3 xDDD

[blackpyrefly]

xDDD x3 OMG u got me xDD :3

[qh-deactivated20170215]

[lovlae]

these really launched me into another dimension

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silverlakebaby]

typing kkk instead of kk:

[outofcontextarthur]

[momentarilybenched]

Where’s the appreciation post of Brain’s parents for keeping a giant dictionary to keep up with their super smart kid?

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[danandphilphodcast]

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(•_•)/ hi

(/•_•)/ so, my name is [dan]

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[furfurfrou]

So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

[socialschmetterling]

Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

[wtfml]

The happiness I feel right now is amazing

[bastillearda2018]

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT 

[mistyvampyric]

Just a heads up, the original site’s been dead for years

use https://www.egoisticalgoat.de instead

[croatians]

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head and said 'vibe check' now hes dead

[dollmaycry]

look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

[vergak]

She absorbed the secrets of the orange and can not handle what she learned. Weakling.

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

The lock is a mini knob I can’t handle this

[thatsthat24]

Don’t turn me or my son ever again.

[meanplastic]

[timelord-and-fishcustard]

There’s a difference between

and

[feywildwest]

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

[teamfreesexuality]

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

[captainkappa]

You should

[laughingnancy]

“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed