hey, y’all.

sherrie, 21 david-centric sideblog for @strawberryicebreakers.

[milftrick]

david dastmalchian as gerard way aka a crossover that was made for me and me only.

[dilfmalchian]

david dastmalchian + cigarettes in last seen wearing

[charnockite]

hey y’all!

to make a long story short, elon musk has co-founded a company which is creating a writing-based AI. in the same way art-based AIs scope the internet for art to then warp to fit prompts, this writing AI will do the same, but for stories, and one of the sites it will take its base content from is almost certainly ao3.

if you know anything about me, you know I’m an astronomer who hates musk more than anyone, and frankly I’d rather have my computer thrown off my department’s building than let something he’s created use my writing.

since the AI takes its content from the open internet, I’ll be moving all of my fics to private, meaning that those with ao3 accounts can still read them, but anyone without an account [including AIs] will be unable to see them at all, and I’m urging my fellow fic authors to do the same. musk, out of everyone, doesn’t deserve to benefit from the stories you’ve written.

[neeksnorton]

DAVID DASTMALCHIAN by MIKE RUIZ for L’OFFICIEL FASHION BOOK.

[dilfmalchian]

i hear the hunger games canon go off every time i see one of the david blogs start posting about a new poor lil' meow meow

[cinematv]

THE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021) dir. James Gunn

BONUS:

[kucka-g]

He has never done anything wrong in his entire life

[boykavalier]

[in4ctiv3bl0g]

SHORTCAKE (2012) dir. Collin Schiffli

[goodsirs]

David Dastmalchian as Kurt Goreshter in Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

[trailertrashgrog]

The Suicide Squad + nicknames

[dcbicki]

THE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021) dir. James Gunn + screenshotsofdespair [2/?]

[dcbicki]

THE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021) dir. James Gunn + screenshotsofdespair

[goodsirs]

David Dastmalchian in “Awkward Conversations”

[googlepliers]

David Dastmalchian as James Lewis in Teacher (2019).

[goodsirs]

David Dastmalchian as Denham in A Killer of Men (2015)

[nael-opale]

David Dastmalchian, a forty-something man, walking into the room where the Dune cast is hanging out and meeting them for the first time : "They're so cool, they will never let me sit at their table :( "

Jason Momoa : *pulls a chair out for David and hugs him warmly*

That One Audition Podcast - "David Dastmalchian : No Agent, No problem" (1:02:35)

[kucka-g]