Sorry I left

Beck - 24 - They/She I hop on here every couple years or so to see what's what

[disgustinggf]

[girlmostlikely]

Literally

[cedar-phoenix]

best addition

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[konoko]

halloween is coming if you want to scare me i am afraid of bank transfers

[thestuffedalligator]

I drew this in a fugue state last night

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

[homosexeul-deactivated20240906]

if you see a gay with glasses that dude aint reading, they got them from squinting at the cocks on phone for hours 🤓

[indirectly]

the ONLY reason a man would wear glasses is to look at dicks better

[my-lil-spot]

hey actually it’s cause I have an astigmatism

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

More like astigmadickinyourmouth

[yeoldegodzilla]

Detail on a painting of Charlemagne trying to eat Godzilla and gain his power.

[todaysbird]

very cool but also kind of a dick move

[todaysbird]

Stop making Hannibal furry headcanons unless it’s this bird

[reggiemess]

It's apparently only ONE population of this species that does this. Everyone else hunts and caches normally. The other falcons probably talk shit about this fucked up torture family.

[skwerlly-squirrel]

Ooooh that’s even more fascinating. That means it’s a learned behavior they TAUGHT one another.

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[miladydevon]

APPARENTLY I'M ALL UP IN MY FEELINGS THIS MORNING DON'T MIND ME

[bigchump1994]

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

[deadeyesopened]

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

[frengerino]

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

[birdcagesandbutterflies]

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

[machine-saint]

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

[delicatuscii-wasbella102]

Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.

[ferociouslycreativemystery]

Clouds over sunset in Lazise on July 13, 2017 by me Only 175 years, 5 days and 124 km apart