pollen pup

my floret posting place

[kudzucrazee]

chat I come to you in great need. Anyone have any ace friendly hdg fics to recommend. Some cozy stuff to take my mind off my body pains

[celestedoesregress]

Pretty much all of the early works come to mind? HDG, Hospitable Takeover, Abscission, Pinnate, Divaricated, Nurture & Acquisitions, Petals and Vines, Wellness Check, Courtship, Dandelion Fluff, Thought I'd See You Again, Sweet Like Cocoa, and uh,,,

Honestly just check the ao3 author page for e.g. @darkfalli and you will find acekink banger after banger. And when it comes to specifically comfort for hurty times, her short story Pain Relief and Other Pleasures is phenomenal.

[abyssmaxxxing]

Pitcher plant Affini but it’s like a jacuzzi and also your mom

[melancholy-moonflower]

[Do not be afraid | We mean no harm]

(dw she's ok just a bit startled)

[glitchyrobo]

oh my gosh this is so good!! I love the sense of how small she is compared to the affini =)

[melancholy-moonflower]

Holy shit Tumblr user glitchyrobo?!?! Also uh-uhhmm thanks! Idk whenever I read stuff I always imagined the Affini were quite large in size.

Like I know they're probably already like 8-9ft tall on average but I thought like full on tree size 12 or 15ft+.

[glitchyrobo]

No you were right!!!! Affini big!!

[melancholy-moonflower]

Big-fini! Large enough to climb up like an actual tree! Or swing from and stand on. Like a parrot on someone's shoulder!

Low-key I've always had this one idea of a floret who's a bit antisocial so she sits up on an affini's shoulder and just kinda watches from above. Cloaked in the leaves and vines of the hair of said Affini. Actually I should draw that later.

Idk if I were in the setting I feel like that's how I would be considering I'm not particularly much of a people person lol.

[glitchyrobo]

That sounds so cute!! Shy lil floret peeking out from under her affini's leaves,,, 🥺

[sheepwavehdg]

Imagine an affini who cracks/pops her terrans cute little joints (like not the damaging kind, the kind that releases trapped gas when you flex) and just stimming with her floret like a MF baby sensory toy that would be so based god imagine how good that would feel on class A to get picked up by a giant woman and she just starts bending you absentmindedly until the tension snaps put

[joanpuppy-firstfloret]

Affini: “I am 15 blooms old, i have recovered interactive entertainment systems from civilisations that were extinct before your species climbed out of trees and stood upright… why cant i get the hang of this?”

Floret: “The Mario kart double-dash rainbow drift is deep magic miss, old magic even. Not everyone can master it…”

*The floret says in a bratty tone while smirking in 1st place, while her owner struggles to keep 9th*

Affini: “Dear i don’t think you understand your position here… You WILL teach me how to do this”

[helenamite]

I hope i did this right and its up to standard building code or something like that. im new but this is me.,. or something. I wanted something that leaned into the alien side a bit also i can only draw furries so yeah you get a kinda loosely anthro affini some highlights: I prefer injecting xenodrugs directly via fangs because it helps me bond with my floret. I use my long antenna vines to lift my floret, too. In this theyre kept rather far but i usually keep them much closer.

[ch-tf]

floret wiggler strikes again

[hdgprom]

[candy-kittyfloret]

beware of getting dragged into the catgirl floret cuddle pile

[october-val]

hah hehe

[immaterial-vivi]

[hdgprom]

[poseysgarden]

[slylittleprincess]

Trans women love being puppygirls and florets and hounds because they long for a world in which their uncomplicated and near bottomless well of love and affection is acknowledged by society, even if it isn’t reciprocated.

Isn’t that right, little puppy?

[october-val]

Smoking that shit that turns you into a floret

[machineatmidnight]

FUCK YOU AFFINI COMPACT!!!!

hdg parody of Big Bill Hell's Cars, my best dirtpost to date

[sapphicsounds1312]

I feel like the classic pet / owner dynamic really dominates HDG as a space, and while that's for very clear reasons, I think people need to mix their dynamics up a bit more. Like yeah your affini could be your Mistress, but she could also be your Girlfriend, or your System Admin, or your Mom, or your Wife, or your other Mom, or the Ferocious Beast who's locked you in a tower, or your Mom, or your skeevy, possessive Therapist, or your Mom, or your Professor, or your Mom. Get creative, y'know?