Noah Kahan
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the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions
bitches be sucking farts there
Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!
there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here
and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado
something tells me Skunks Georg
we did it, we created furry gerrymandering
That’s not gerrymandering though that’s just straight up the popular vote
HE WHO MAKES A HOUND OUT OF HERSELF! GETS RID OF THE PAAAAIN OF BEING A MAN!~
Call me the Berjerker, the way I haze the new recruits on base pack mates >:)
A limerick. Based on a true story.
Hound who lived long enough, and was successful in leading her pack enough to be promoted to a handler.
Handler who puts her hounds in her lap and bites them as a reward, relishing their adorable moaning and squirming.
Handler who still yearns to go out and hunt for blood, like the old days.
Handler who still melts back into that same pup when her ex-handler arrives on base.
Notice how the brain is nice and smooth, too :3
The bonus art for Chapter 12 of my HDG fic, Gold Laced Cuffs (You can read the story here!)
As someone learning to draw + working to unlearn shame and insecurity I will tolerate no self deprication when it comes to the creative arts. Here, I'll type in green and pink if I have to.
Show me your art. I do not care for the impossible standards drilled into your skull, and I'm very sorry they were used to hurt you.
Show me your art. The silly numbers attached to the post it lives on means nothing. Its value is not so easily quantifiable.
Show me your art. Worth is not defined by technical ability.
Show me your art. Its worth lies in the joy of creation itself.
Show me your art. It is beautiful.
(this is ⚠️not⚠️ an invitation to engage in affini rp with me. You will be ignored if you try, I am owned. I just used the conventions of it to make my point.)
I would crack so fast under the compact. If I didn't get florted from an Affini seeing me walk up to the Domestication Center in the middle of the night before changing my mind and going back home multiple times, it would be from me finally shambling inside and asking the Affini at the front desk:
"So like... do you do trial periods?"
You know that cute way bugs wave their front legs looking for the next leaf to walk on I'm doing that to cute transgenders on this website
bug 2 bug communication......... :3
/Message by GIANT WOLF MECH.exe Received//
Handler Ashworth
My pilot has exploded in my insides again, please respond?
I am stored at bay 3
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/Message Reply//
sending repair and wrangler teams.
don’t message that again, just say interior damage.
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/Message by GIANT WOLF MECH.exe Received//
Handler Ashworth
:(
Managed to get myself a 'chew toy' cobbled together from some spare parts. Took it out back and hopped into VARGR for the first time in years.
Apperantly i spent about an hour just gnawing chewing eating and frankly it was great.
Just... remembering what it was like to be an animal. My teeth puncturing into armor plates, my tongue piercing into the metal flesh of the muscle fibers, my breath coated in the stench of mechanical guts...
God it felt so fucking good taking VARGR out to stretch her legs, to share her body with mine.
I've decided!
Once a week, i will indulge myself in this exercise, get my cravings dealt with. Godddd i feels good to let loose a bit.
straight up just had a shit day at work and need there to be a big plant mama to tuck me in and feed me dinner and corecuddle me while i go nonverbal but noooooo i gotta do it all myself. this place is a prison
You don't know how much you need an Affini until it's 1 AM and you're so high but can't find your plommy anywhere to ask her for help brushing your teeth 😔🥺
"Awwww, I'm sorry! I'm sure that Precious- that's her new name, since 'Captain Reddick' was a bit too long- would like that, but she's still getting used to her new foreverhab. She's an indoor-only floret until she stops trying to made a 'mega blade' or 'giganta-sword' or whatever it was she called it."
In the window, a very grumpy-looking feral wearing a cat-ear headband and what looks like a shock collar crosses her arms and sulks.
"...Maybe you can visit for a playdate tomorrow; I think it would do Precious good to see how much her little second-in-command has blossomed! Now, go have fun with your friends, petal~!"
Cozymaxxing in my moms affini’s vine baby sling
While she talks to another Affini, I’m straight snoozepilled on her.
No idea where or when I am but that don’t matter, I’m a sleepercel, involuntary snoorin.
