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previously giorgio-murderer

[sketchdeath]

who the fuck cares about the thinness of a laptop i want that thing to have at leat 10 usb ports and a cd drive what the fuck

[fagsex]

i cant imagine why x æ a-12 might have a skewed concept of names and titles

[0v9]

its so cute when coffee and tea are like “start with fresh, filtered water” thats sweet beloved, you’re getting tap.

[miyku]

Bayonetta III | ▶

ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ɪ'ᴍ ᴜɴғᴀsʜɪᴏɴᴀʙʟʏ ʟᴀᴛᴇ. ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ

[math-memes]

[catgirldirk]

what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website

[goweninsane]

Rip catgirljohn. We will forever mourn their loss

[toastbutteregg]

[tiefling-queer]

do it or you’re fired

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Holy shit dude, that’s raw. Reminds me of the time I was kidnapped by my ex friend with benefits back in 2019. He immediately regretted it. Dude knocked me over the head and brought me back. He didn’t even have any plans. He just wanted to chill. He said he was too shy to ask or something. He’s my EX friend with benefits for a reason, you know. Dude was pretty insane.

Anyway his name was Nemo, he was this huuuuuuuuuuuge capitalist. Super into trickle down economics and shit, his dick was big though. But that’s private! I’m not going into that. Anyway back to why this post reminded me of him. When I woke up I was all bandaged up already and Nemo apologized, he asked if I wanted to watch SpongeBob with him. I said sure, why not. Not even in fear or anything. I wasn’t scared. I’m always prepared to die at any moment, no matter what. Never in my life have I feared death. I’ve been reborn so many times, death isn’t that scary when you know what happens after it and your friends do as well. This was before I even had a crush on Nicole so I didn’t even have that regret punch in me. I was just like sure, ok, why not Nemo, let’s watch SpongeBob.

He put in a DVD and we watched the entirety of season 5.

This cover art always fucked with me. Nemo sat back in his shitty old hand-me-down couch that his mother gave birth to him on and I sat on the floor. Every single time Plankton appeared, he’d go into a hysteric state until he left. He’d rock back and forth all like “SpongeBob, you have to kill him. SpongeBob, kill him or he’ll kill you first, Spongebob…” Shit like that over and over. After the 13th time this happened I told him to shut the hell up. He started crying super hard and he said he’s gone into these states when he sees Plankton ever since he was little. He explained that he feels a compulsive urge to watch SpongeBob, and if he resists it for long enough, his body acts against his own will and he puts it on. I was like damnnnn dude, lol, wanna come over to my house and smoke a fat one? So he drove me home and we smoked some weed. He’s in jail for shoplifting a bunch of sports jerseys because they had the number 69 on them from Dick’s Sporting Goods now by the way

[crabsmashers]

Hey what the fuck

[trollrider1111]

@omegaverse

[pettydavis]

[catcrumb]

[plumslices]

I want more life experiences that make me fun not more crazy lol!!

[thatwitchrevan]

I personally wanna see less 'you are not a burden/it's not work to love you' and more 'you are worth the work it takes to love you.' I KNOW I'm a burden sometimes. that isn't such a terrible thing! humans are strong. we can carry burdens. and it is work for me to be there for my friends, but it's work I'm willing to do.

we need to acknowledge this because pretending love isn't work will never make people like me feel less guilty for accepting love. we need to talk about it so people don't feel bad for having boundaries and not always being up to do the work. we need to accept it so we can properly appreciate what others do for us and what we're doing for them.

yes it does take work to love you. but guess what? you still deserve love, and you deserve people who are willing to do the work to love you. it doesn't make you bad. all love take work. and everyone is worth it.

[garfleas]

[kevinwada-deactivated20230323]

90s America Chavez and Kate Bishop.

Premiered on my Patreon, 2020.

https://patreon.com/kevinwada

[socialistbunny]

the sims 2 university was so woke… so ahead of her time… perhaps too out there for some people

[wizardpotions]

don’t listen to her king, your ass is fat, your wizard hat is massive, and your spells are magnificent 

[midnight-nears]

🥺

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

[uncle-beanbag]

You may rear end it

Once

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

[scribe-of-planes]

[voidwardenalex]

[tearlessrain]

I miss when computers and websites were just wildly customizable in ridiculous ways. when I was a kid I was messing around and randomly found a little running horse cursor that was just there for some reason and changed the hourglass to that. and then got yelled at by my dad because he assumed I’d downloaded it off the internet but yknow.

nobody does shit like that anymore. I can’t just put “the 5th moon of jupiter” as my facebook location anymore because they decided to be killjoys so they could stalk people better and windows won’t let you customize your whole interface in stupid ways and they treat their user base like idiots.

like not to be a salty old man but there’s no joy in it anymore I’m just resigned that even if I customize shit I’ll still be forced to install the next mandatory update that will put it all back to its pristine bullshit original state and also break my system volume control for some reason.

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mirror, England, February 18, 1930 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Eternal respect to the bitch on the right dressed as a cavewoman

[typiing-deactivated20240430]

tested positive for needing a kiss