Kite in a Hurricane

It's-a-me! Nen! Cis, she/her/hers, 23. Workaholic, Bond junkie, in love with many many things. Favorite things: 00Q, mormor, ExR DISCLAIMER: MY BLOG LOOKS LIKE SHIT RIGHT NOW I'M NOT SORRY

[colonel-sebbmoran]

Sebastian has this thing for Jim, honestly - Anything the Boss asks for, the Boss gets.

[grand-taire]

drunk on coronas watxhing the first fast and the furious and i gotta say. paul walker... new seb faceclaim

[grand-taire]

oh also young vin diesels fucking c cup titties are something that can actually be so important,

[grand-taire]

(watches johnny tran beat a man, make him kiss his shoes, and kick him, and is totally normal about it)

[polyhappyfandomtrash]

WHORE

[grand-taire]

drunk on coronas watxhing the first fast and the furious and i gotta say. paul walker... new seb faceclaim

[grand-taire]

oh also young vin diesels fucking c cup titties are something that can actually be so important,

[polyhappyfandomtrash]

Vin Diesel is a b cup at best, babe but Paul Walker??????? ....I see it

[polyhappyfandomtrash]

Hey guys!

I haven’t been around in ages, and that’s for a lot of reasons, namely being that I’ve sold my yarn shop! This is a complicated decision that not many of you will be interested in hearing about but suffice it to say that I’m very happy about it and I’m taking a well deserved vacation!

I am opening commissions over the next week before I leave for knitting! I’ve made lots of stuff for comic con before, lots of nerdy stuff, and fitted garments as well. I am wanting some extra spending money so I’m offering a discount for people that want to prepay for some knitting! I’ll probably take it with me on my travels. I normally charge 20 cents per yard for my knitting, plus materials, but this time I’m going to be charging 15 cents per yard, plus materials. I can go the cheap materials route, but have access to discounted yarns from my yarn shop that I just sold, so we can get a more quality yarn for not much more price wise. 

To give you an idea, the dice bag would cost about $20, the whale about $30, the cabled sweater that the lovely @grand-taire is modeling (it’s theirs anyways <3 ) is about $200, and the baby link costume for my friend’s newborn is about $50. 

Please message me with any questions, or email me at: [email protected]  - If you have a pattern that would be great, ravelry.com has thousands of patterns, some free, some paid. From there I can get you a quote on materials and pricing for your size. I knit fast, and can have an ETA for you too at that time. I’m good at knitting. Like, seriously good, it’s what I dumped ALL of my skill points into over the past years. If it’s knitted, I can make it.

Thank you for reading this far. If you’re willing, I would really appreciate a reblog! (Tagging to hit the groups of people I’ve made things for before).

[methodwriting]

all human emotions can be found in either the mamma mia soundtrack or hozier’s album

[polyhappyfandomtrash]

I drew fanart of @andromedaslaysspace's oc, butts and vaginas, and @grand-taire and I drew a comic together over an hour an a half without a plan or direction

[everythingfox]

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[polyhappyfandomtrash]

can u guys believe our little millennium is 18 years old???? all grown up wow

[polyhappyfandomtrash]

My bestie is making a new years resolution list and its going great so far

[polyhappyfandomtrash]

This is the winner

[polyhappyfandomtrash]

My bestie is making a new years resolution list and its going great so far

[jeveuxtarevanche]

interrupting conversations to point at dogs in public

[cronusamporaa]

not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost

[pipistrellus]

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

[cungadero]

this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck

[polyhappyfandomtrash]

It's called gleeking and my calculus teacher used to do it as a party trick in her class

[weirdmageddon]

[roxaeliafields-deactivated20190]

what a good cat

[grand-taire]

overseer: but why are you appearing to me like this?!

outsider: because no one will ever believe you

[hannahcan]

Me: Wow knitting isn’t so hard. I don’t know what I was worried about!

Also Me, 2 rows later: