Whirl of Polyhex @polyhexian-chickencopter - Tumblr Blog

Since his return to the Lost Light a couple of days ago, things have been...interesting.

For one, nobody recognized him which was what he'd hoped to achieve considering the planned pranks he'd stocked up for this. That was well worth the jarring solitudeness he'd have to suffer through until he'd finally come clean about his reformatation.

The downside, he found he'd forgotten, was that his frame was.. amongst one of the desireable ones. He couldn't count how many whistles, comments and blushing looks he'd gotten so far by mech's he well knew had hassled him on a daily basis for his looks.

At least they all got frightened out of their sparks when a snarky 'frag off' was uttered from his grinning face.

Another problem, he keeps getting insanely tired quite quickly. His processor was getting overwhelmed with all the new senses and smells he was now getting, it tired him out quite much due to that.

Which led to his current predicament, being knocked out cold on the table he'd previously been sitting at, he was taking an impromptu short nap.

#(open starter)#(ic status)

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@deceptibugs

Staring in shocked awe and suprise.

"Uuuhh.....Hi. How did you- get in here?"

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Soundwave says nothing - because of course he doesn't. He's a moth. Moths don't speak, are you crazy? He just stays right where he is in this nice cozy window, perched delicately on the edge, letting his wing arms hang down in front of him, and just....staring directly at this mech.

The Queen would take interest in this one. Very nice....detail work right here. Hands that made delicate things were useful in the hive, same with hands that could destroy not so delicate things. Both were useful, and Soundwave's job was to find....useful things.

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Whirl has never seen this kind of insect before. Surely they weren't resting on a planet with these creatures on them.. right?

He keeps his optic on the moth, a broom slowly getting pulled into his servo's grasp. This moth is creeping him the hell out, with that staring why the frag is it staring at him like that?

"Shoo, ya git. Get outta my home." He huffs, pushing the broom against Mothwave to shove him off.

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Soundwave just keeps staring. Gaze unblinking. He does actually blink when he's shoved with the broom, beeping indignantly before he just crawls onto the broom. Up the handle and right into Whirl's arms - where he transforms into his root mode, looking more like a mech than a moth. He's a fuzzy purple with a big, soft mane of a pastel lavender shade, and with a face hidden by an iridescent darkness not unlike a veil. Rather pretty, in this light, actually.

And then he beeps at Whirl. Rude! He only wants to talk!

......about our queen and savior, Megatron.

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Whirl shakes the broom, face turning to a scowl as the thing climbs up? And into his arms?

"Get the frag off of me!" He hissed in alarm, pushing the mech off rather harshly when it turned out to not be just some kind of fucked up giant moth- but a mech! A beastformer likely- or bugformer, whatever.

"What the hell do you want from me?" Whirl questioned darkly, a gun aimed at the intruder, digit hovering just above the trigger. Usually intruders don't just come in to talk. He can't really understand the beeping that well either.

#(BUGGS)#deceptibugs

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@deceptibugs

Staring in shocked awe and suprise.

"Uuuhh.....Hi. How did you- get in here?"

deceptibugs

Soundwave says nothing - because of course he doesn't. He's a moth. Moths don't speak, are you crazy? He just stays right where he is in this nice cozy window, perched delicately on the edge, letting his wing arms hang down in front of him, and just....staring directly at this mech.

The Queen would take interest in this one. Very nice....detail work right here. Hands that made delicate things were useful in the hive, same with hands that could destroy not so delicate things. Both were useful, and Soundwave's job was to find....useful things.

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Whirl has never seen this kind of insect before. Surely they weren't resting on a planet with these creatures on them.. right?

He keeps his optic on the moth, a broom slowly getting pulled into his servo's grasp. This moth is creeping him the hell out, with that staring why the frag is it staring at him like that?

"Shoo, ya git. Get outta my home." He huffs, pushing the broom against Mothwave to shove him off.

#deceptibugs

@deceptibugs

Staring in shocked awe and suprise.

"Uuuhh.....Hi. How did you- get in here?"

#(:3)#deceptibug

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Like for Whirl to show up with his new frame to your muse or for a first meeting!

#(starter call)

Like for Whirl to show up with his new frame to your muse or for a first meeting!

#(starter call)

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First Interactions Meme

SYMBOL STARTERS

Send ✗ for my muse to come to yours out of concern for a mutual friend Send ♧ for my muse to meet yours at a mutual friend’s birthday party Send ☺ for our muses to strike up a conversation on an airplane or boat Send ☂ for my muse to find yours injured and offer their assistance Send ☼ for our muses to meet when their pets take a liking to one another Send © for our muses to meet at work as colleagues for the first time Send ♔ for my muse to meet their new boss - who happens to be your muse! Send ♫ for my muse to meet yours in a bar Send ♤ for our muses to be assigned as partners for a mission Send ღ for my muse to offer yours a compliment as they pass eachother.

(Add ‘reverse’ for our muses’ positions to be switched, where applicable)

SENTENCE STARTERS

“Hey! Hey you, I need your help!” “Have you seen my dog/cat/pet? Would it help if I showed you a picture?” “Oh, you know (other muse) too?” “It’s good to meet you. (Muse) never stops talking about you.” “Can I have your number?” “Uh, not to be rude, but we literally just met.” “Hey, is this person bothering you?” “Sorry to bother you, but are you okay?” “You look a little lost. Need help?” “Here, you can borrow my phone.”

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Misc. sentence & symbol starters

Send one for my muse’s reaction (sfw & nsfw):

Feel free to change pronouns/etc, or add descriptions of what’s happening!

“It’s not so bad, once you get used to it. But once you get out? All Hell breaks loose.”

“I don’t need you to hold my hand. I can do this alone.”

“That letter you wrote–did you mean every word?”

“Come watch the sunset with me.”

“Once, just once, I’d like for someone to bring me flowers instead of corpses.”

“Everyone I’ve asked says you’re someone who can’t be trusted. What do you make of that?”

“You’ve been so quiet, lately. Is there something we need to talk about?”

“Nobody completes another person. There’s no such thing as a soulmate.”

“If we die tomorrow, I want you to know that you were the (best/worst) thing to ever happen to me.”

“Love doesn’t always involve suffering. At the very least, it shouldn’t.”

“Who taught you love was supposed to hurt?”

“I’m not asking for your deepest, darkest secrets. I’m just asking you to open up a little.”

“You wouldn’t hurt me. You can’t.”

“Does (name/pronoun) know you’re here with me?”

“When they died, I didn’t know what to do with myself. I just… got lost.”

“Rage will only get you so far.”

“There are more lives at stake here than the ones you care about! What gives you the right to decide that one person’s life weighs more than countless others?”

“You look at (name/pronoun) like you want to fuck (name/pronoun).”

“It’s been a bad day, please pay attention to me.”

“I want to make you feel good.”

“Can you stop eye-fucking me for five minutes?”

“What I’m saying is: I want to fuck you.”

“Not that I’m complaining, but your hand keeps brushing my groin.”

“Hands to yourself until I say otherwise.”

“On your knees, there we go.”

“Everyone knows the two of you have been fucking.”

“Getting laid might help you relax a little.”

“I could kiss you all day.”

“I’m not saying I don’t love you. I’m saying I don’t trust you.”

“Don’t think for one second that there’s anything I wouldn’t do for (name/pronoun).”

“Did I ever tell you about my parents?”

“You must have done something truly awful, to end up where you are now.”

“I didn’t know how to tell you, so I didn’t. I’m sorry.”

“Stop trying to make me feel guilty.”

“Tell me something nice, please. About anything.”

“If you don’t get out of bed, I’ll pour this coffee on you.”

“I’m afraid of a lot of things. You’re not one of them.”

“If you would just let me take care of you, this would be a lot easier on us both.”

“What makes you think I’d ever help you?”

“Do you need me to kill someone?”

Symbols (add as much or as little description as you’d like!)

★ to clap a hand over my muse’s mouth and drag them out of sight

❉ to kiss my muse on the mouth (or somewhere else, if specified)

↑ to pick my muse up and carry them, for whatever reason

™ to wrap an arm around my muse’s shoulders and pull them in for a hug

♫ to playfully slap my muse’s ass

✂ to grab my muse by the throat

☛ to start shouting at my muse for something they did

♦ to slide a drink towards my muse (alcoholic or otherwise)

♠ to tend to my muse when they wake up injured and confused in your muse’s home, having been rescued by your muse

≠ to slap my muse across the face!

♡ to touch my muse any way you’d like - add a description!

Add ‘reverse’ for our muses’ roles to be reversed!

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Symbol meme starters.

Send one for my muse’s reaction! Feel free to alter context, switch muse’s positions, etc, as necessary. Contains some mild NSFW.

(chest) - for your muse to press a hand against my muse’s chest (hair) - for your muse to bury their face in my muse’s hair (backhand) - for your muse to backhand my muse (jaw) - for your muse to grip my muse’s jaw in one hand (lap) - for your muse to sit in my muse’s lap (whisper) - for your muse to whisper in my muse’s ear (bottom) - for your muse to rest a hand on my muse’s ass (or slap it) (undress) - for your muse to undress mine (may not be nsfw!) (pin) - for your muse to pin mine to a specified surface (yank) - for your muse to yank mine out of the way of danger (bite) - for your muse to bite mine (palm) - for your muse to clap a hand over my muse’s mouth (throw) - for your muse to physically throw mine (piggyback) - for your muse to leap onto my muse’s back for a piggyback ride (nourish) - for your muse to provide my muse with food or drink (secret) - for your muse to reveal a secret to mine (specify the secret!) (discover) - for your muse to discover information about mine that they shouldn’t know (rescue) - for your muse to rescue mine from danger (promise) - for your muse to make mine a promise, whether they intend to keep it or not (lie) - for your muse to lie to mine (specify the lie) (confess) - for your muse to make a confession of truth to mine (command) - for your muse to give my muse an order or instruction, which may or may not be followed (hide) - for your muse to hide somewhere with my muse (sleep) - for your muse to fall asleep on mine (misc) - create your own/sender specifies! useful if something here gives you an idea that isn’t otherwise written.

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Manhandling symbol starters

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

Add as much or as little context as you’d like!

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some one word prompts . ( send one of the words for our muses to interact based off that word )

goodbye : my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye.

secrets : my muse sharing/confiding their deepest, darkest secret with your muse.

nightmare : my muse coming to your muses aid when they awake from a nightmare.

push : my muse pushing your muse out of the way of danger.

embrace : my muse abruptly throwing their arms around your muse, hugging them tightly.

bloody : my muse coming to your muse with blood stains on their clothes and hands, shaking.

drunk : my muse takes care of your muse while they are in a drunken state.

bed : my muse wakes up in the same bed as your muse with little recollection of the night before.

slap : my muse slaps your muse across the face out of anger.

gone : my muse stays by your muses side while they take their last breath.

scream : my muse hears your muse scream and quickly runs to their side.

sleep : my muse falls asleep on your muse, making it hard for my muse to leave.

stalk : my muse gets caught by your muse trailing behind them, watching them.

sacrifice : my muse jumps in front of your muse, sacrificing their life for your muses life.

trail : my muse watches as your muse traces one of my muses scares, asking them about it.

love : my muse confronts your muse about why they never say ’ i love you ’ back.

piggyback : my muse jumps on your muses back, my muse gives yours a piggyback ride.

jump : my muse runs to your muse and jumps up, my muse holding yours up by their thighs.

dance : my muse holds their hand out, waiting for your muse to come out and slow dance with them.

carry : my muse carries your muse to their house, either drunk, or a weakened state, can specify.

lighter : my muse pulls out a lighter and lights it for your muse to use to light their cigarette.

shot : my muse gets shot and struggles to your muses house for aid.

wound : my muse patches and bandages a wound your muse has gotten.

fight : my muse stops your muse from getting into a physical fight with someone else.

arrest : your muse finds my muse arrested in cuffs with swarming police everywhere.

hospital : my muse awakens in a hospital, finding your muse by their side, asking what happened.

gun : my muse pulls out a gun on your muse, your muse tries to talk them into putting the gun down.

betrayal : my muse finds out that your muse has betrayed them in same way and confronts them about it.

nude : my muse walks in on your muse accidentally seeing them naked.

karaoke : my muse pulls your muse up on stage with them to sing some karaoke songs.

laughter : my muse hears your muse laughing uncontrollably and approaches to see if they are okay.

murder : my muse walks in on your muse committing a gruesome murder.

wet : my muse strips down to their under garments and runs into the water, motioning for your muse to join them.

de-mortem

Romantic One-Liners

"I don't know, it's just--whenever I'm around you, my hearts starts to... flutter, and act all weird, and I just- I think I'm in love with you.

"You look more beautiful than the moon."

"You're like some sort of puzzle piece, but I've been missing that one piece for years, and now you've come and completed me."

"You make me want to think about my future."

"All I can imagine while listening to this song is twirling you around a ballroom."

"I don't know how you did it, but I'm even more in love with you right now."

"I would abandon everything I have--everything I am--if it would mean I would get to spend the rest of my life with you."

"Even if I were to give you all the roses in the world, it would not be enough to proclaim my feelings towards you."

"Let's dance in the rain."

"No--go on, keep talking, you.. I like the sound of your voice. It's calming, and it's... well, it's helping me fall asleep, so keep talking, please."

"I love it when you talk about something you're passionate about."

"I love you."

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✧ — ⋆ 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .

some ideas for first meeting prompts that may help break the ice between characters . feel free to amend contexts & roles where required ! violent & alcohol related prompts present .

[ BAR ] : for your muse to join mine at a bar [ DINER ] : for your muse to join mine at a diner / restaurant [ SAVE ] : for your muse to step in to save my muse in a fight [ FAKE ] : for your muse to pretend to know my muse in public to save them from a difficult encounter [ RUN ] : for your muse to grab my muse’s hand and tell them to run [ STEAL ] : for your muse to try to steal from my muse ( pickpocketing , in their home etc – feel free to specify context ! ) [ STUDY ] : for your muse to join mine to study / read [ PICNIC ] : for your muse to join mine on a picnic [ FIRST DATE ] : for your muse to meet mine for a first date [ BREAK IN ] : for our muses to break in somewhere together [ ATTACK ] : for your muse to try to attack mine ( specify context ! ) [ DANCE ] : for your muse to invite mine to dance [ PAY ] : for your muse to pay for my muse’s item(s) ( specify context ! ) [ TAXI ] : for our muses to share a taxi ride somewhere [ CAR ] : for your muse to jump in my muse’s car and tell them to drive [ LOCKED OUT ] : for your muse to be locked out of their apartment & to ask for help from mine [ DIY ] : for your muse to ask mine for help with diy in their home [ DARE ] : for your muse to approach mine on a dare [ PATCH ] : for your muse to help mine with an injury [ COMFORT ] : for your muse to comfort mine [ SWIM ] : for your muse to throw mine into the sea / a river / pool ( specify ! ) [ RESTRAINED ] : for our muses to be tied up together [ CRY ] : for your muse to find mine crying [ KIDNAP ] : for your muse to kidnap mine [ DRUNK ] : for your muse to look after mine while drunk [ ZOMBIE ] : for our muses to be caught in a zombie attack together [ TRAPPED ] : for our muses to be trapped somewhere together ( stuck in a storm ? kidnapped together ? dodgy lock on a door ? ) [ WARN ] : for your muse to warn mine of incoming danger [ COFFEE SHOP ] : for your muse to join mine at a coffee shop / café [ WORK ] : for your muse to help train mine on the first day of their job [ ROOMMATES ] : for your muse to be my muse’s roommate ( feel free to specify whether in a college or a regular setting ! ) [ BOOKSHOP ] : for our muses to meet in a bookshop [ EVENT ] : for our muses to meet at a charity event [ FUNDRAISING ] : for our muses to team up to raise money for charity ( feel free to specify potential ideas ! ) [ COMPETITORS ] : for our muses to be rivals in a competition [ KARAOKE ] : for our muses to sing karaoke together [ MUTUAL FRIEND ] : for our muses to meet through a mutual friend [ STOOD UP ] : for your muse to join mine on a date after noticing that they have been stood up [ MISSION ] : for our muses to meet on a mission [ UNDERCOVER ] : for your muse to approach mine while undercover [ MUSUEM ] : for our muses to meet at a museum [ ABANDONED ] : for our muses to meet in an abandoned building [ STARGAZING ] : for our muses to meet while stargazing [ ROOFTOP ] : for your muse to find mine on a rooftop

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word prompts compilation

complies THIS MEME // THIS MEME // THIS MEME

ADD ++ FOR REVERSE

[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention

[ wake ] for your muse to wake mine

[ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket

[ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.

[ kiss ] for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning

[ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair

[ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair

[ embrace ] for your muse to hold mine

[ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room

[ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer

[ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger

[ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s

[ weep ] for your muse to catch mine crying

[ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food

[ hit ] for your muse to attack mine

[ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance

[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine

[ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap

[ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring

[ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually

[ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support

[ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm

[ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand

[ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did

[ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine

[ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap

[ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down

[ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away

[ dream ] for my muse to share dream with yours

[ nightmare ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare

[ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation

[ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury

[ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine

[ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger

[ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine

[ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine

[ goodbye ] for my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye

[ secrets ] my muse sharing/confiding a secret

[ bloody ] for your muse coming to my muse with blood stains

[ drunk ] your muse takes care of my very drunk muse

[ bed ] my muse wakes up in the same bed as your muse with little recollection of the night before

[ scream ] my muse hears your muse scream and runs to them

[ trail ] my muse watches as your muse traces one of my muses scars, asking them about it

[ piggyback ] my muse gives yours a piggyback ride

[ jump ] my muse holding yours up by their thighs

[ carry ] my muse carries your muse to their house

[ lighter ] my muse pulls out a lighter and lights it for your muse to use to light their cigarette

[ shot ] my muse gets shot and struggles to your muses for aid

[ wound ] my muse patches and bandages a wound your muse has gotten

[ fight ] my muse stops your muse from getting into a physical fight with someone else

[ arrest ] your muse finds my muse arrested in cuffs

[ hospital ] my muse awakens in a hospital, finding your muse by their side, asking what happened

[ betrayal ] my muse finds out that your muse has betrayed them and confronts them about it

[ nude ] my muse walks in on your muse accidentally seeing them naked

[ karaoke ] for our muses to sing together

[ wet ] your muse strips down to their under garments and runs into the water, motioning for my muse to join them

[ crawl ] for your muse to crawl into bed with mine .

[ flower ] for your muse to offer my muse their favourite flower

[ gift ] for my muse to surprise your muse with a gift

[ homemade gift ] for my muse to make your muse a gift

[ bestow ] for your muse to give my muse a gift, bought or handmade ( bonus if you add what it is )

[ serenade ] for my muse to sing to your muse

[ caress ] for your muse to gently run their hand down my muse’s face

[ caught ] for your muse to catch my muse wearing their shirt .

[ love letter ] for your muse to give my muse a love letter they wrote for them

[ boop ] for your muse to boop my muse on the nose

[ date ] for my muse to ask your muse to go on a date

[ confess ] for my muse to confess their feelings to your muse

[ sleepy ] for my muse to slowly fall alseep on your muse

kingsmemes

𝑹𝑷 𝑴𝑬𝑴𝑬 : the path from emojis to starters. non-violent. [ MINE / YOURS ] depends on the receiver. * change pronouns as needed.

🤬 - for a starter where [ MY / YOUR ] muse is mad at [ MY / YOUR ] muse for botching a mission / event.

😴 - for a starter where [ MY / YOUR ] muse falls asleep in [ MY / YOUR ] muse’s lap.

👺 - for a starter where our muses run into each other at a masquerade.

👀 - for a starter where [ MY / YOUR ] muse spots [ MINE / YOURS ] in a crowd.

💃 - for a starter where our muses dance together.

🧍 - for a starter where [ MY/ YOUR ] muse arrives to an event / mission without warning.

🌊 - for a starter where [ MY / YOUR ] muse jumps into the ocean with [ MINE / YOURS. ]

🔥 - for a starter where [ MY / YOUR ] muse saves [ MINE / YOURS ] from a fire.

⛈ - for a starter where our muses get trapped in a thunderstorm together.

🥪 - for a starter where [ MY / YOUR ] muse cooks for [ MINE / YOURS. ]

🥂 - for a starter where our muses get drunk / drink together.

🎭 - for a starter where our muses go to a play / opera / musical together.

🎮 - for a starter where [ MY / YOUR ] muse beats [ MINE / YOURS ] at a video game.

🎻 - for a starter where [ MY / YOUR ] muse plays / performs for [ MINE / YOURS. ]

✈️ - for our muses to be sat on a plane next to each other.

🚀 - for our muses to go to space together.

🎡 - for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to take [ MINE / YOURS ] to a carnival or amusement park.

💎 - for a starter where [ MY / YOUR ] muse surprises [ MINE / YOURS ] with jewelry / a gift.

⛓ - for a starter where [ MY / YOUR ] muse helps [ MINE / YOURS ] escape from a prison.

🎉 - for [ MY / YOUR ] muse surprises [ MINE / YOURS ] for a special event or birthday.

towards-peace-or-chaos

@polyhexian-chickencopter Whirl hadn't really told anyone about his decision about reformatting, most of the reason being that he had wanted to see other's reactions to him.

So here he was, looking at Megatron with a small grin on his face until the other would finally notice his staring.

Megatron is fully aware of the mech staring at him as he reads through the datanovel Rung had loaned him. What he can’t seem to figure out is who exactly this mech is. He seems oddly familiar. Not just in looks either. The overall aura of this mech gives off teeks of familiarity.

After a few moments of side eyeing the mech while attempting to not be obvious the former warlord eventually lets out a deep sigh and sets the datapad down. He turns to look at the mech with intent. “I know you....I don’t know how I know you but I do...so out with it.” Harsh, perhaps, but he isn’t really in the mood for guessing games.

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Whirl gave a fake gasp, placing his servo over where is spark lied with an expression that could only be described as a sarcastic grin.

"What? Betrayal? How dare you after giving me free leverage to do it all- I'll make sure to involve ya somehow mech, just you wait!" He snickered with a mischievous glint in his optic. Oh he could totally follow through with it.. but he wouldn't throw Megatron under the bus just yet. Maybe for a more harmless one.

He leans back in his chair, seeming far more relaxed in Megatron's presence too. Perhaps some tension between him he managed to finally let rest, and try to view him in a different light.

"Hm, that makes sense. I guess it would be hard to know what I'm thinking of just by the look of my singular optic and no EMF if you don't have one yourself. Never really thought of that." He nodded thoughtfully before cracking another smile. "Oh, Ratchet would beg to differ on that subject, I've rarely seen him without a scowl. Granted, you're not him."

His gaze went back to studying Megatron as he explained his short comings of physical affection. From what he could read, he at least seemed to either not be too bothered by it, or come to the point where he no longer minds it. For himself at least, it's not exactly joyful being starved of positive affections.

"Heh, guess another thing we have in common- or had, I guess. Maybe. Probably still have, I doubt a new look will change mechas mind about me easily. But eh- you know, nobody's ever really touched me in a friendly manner in... what, over 4 million years? I miss it. For sure."

"Don't get me wrong I'm not outright asking you for a- whatsit?.. cuddle or whatever- My reasoning to ask it well. I think we're both trying to start a-new, aren't we Megs? So, why don't we try together, not as enemies, but maybe as.. eh.. friends?" He suggested, stumbling over his own words as he tries to find the correct words to say that won't cause any misunderstandings.

He doesn't trust the former Warlord- Primus no, but he does at least view him with a more neutral light than he used to.

towards-peace-or-chaos

“When did I ever say that I wouldn’t be involved? Oh no I plan on being involved as much as you’ll allow me.” A sly, mischievous smirk spreads across his face as he leans in to whisper softly. “I’m merely stating facts. You’ll never be able to convince them that I, of all mechs, helped you prank the crew. Not without indisputable proof.” He flashes a wink Whirls way before leaning back comfortably in his seat, face settling back into it’s normal stoic state. As if he hadn’t just playfully promised to throw the mech under the bus the moment they wind up in trouble.

“Ratchet doesn’t count as a normal mech. That stubborn old fragger is the closest thing to a sentient worker drone any of us will ever get to meet....respectfully of course. We all love Ratchet despite his total disdain for experiencing life like a normal mech.”

Truth be told Megatron misses intimacy. As a younger mech he’d been quite wild and free with his affections, even more so as the leader of the Deceptions. As an autobot, however, it’s been entirely too lacking. Not that he doesn’t understand, he does, he just...sometimes he wishes he could call up a close friend or even just pick up a random stranger to have another frame close to his for the evening. Not that he’ll ever admit to that. At least....not with how their relationship currently is.

“Well you’re quite attractive in this form. You’d be surprised at how much being attractive persuades mecha to look past any problems they might perceive with your personality. Besides you’re not nearly as abhorrent as you seem to believe you are. Some people even enjoy your crass attitude. If only you’d let them close.” There’s more to the situation that he doesn’t understand, he’s sure. But as someone who isn’t relatively close to Whirl, an outsider looking in if you will, that’s how it seems to him. That Whirl purposefully pushes mecha away anytime they who him even the slightest bit of interest. “You’re a good mech Whirl and other’s are attracted to that.”

Now...that whole thing...it just...Megatron isn’t entirely sure what to say to it. Granted Whirl spent quite a bit of it tripping over his words and fumbling about but the former warlord thinks he gets the jist of it. Or at least he hopes he does. Still...how does one respond to such an...offer?

“Are you asking me to be friends so that we can cuddle together?” He asks softly, not entirely put off by the idea but incredibly, incredibly confused. Doesn’t Whirl hate him? Or at least not trust him? Why in Primus’ name would he chose him to heal with? “I.....I mean I’m honored and I’d love for us to be friends but....I....wont you find any sort of intimacy with me a bit....” He shrugs, not quite sure what to say.

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There was a short flicker in his face where Whirl showed his suprise that Megatron was down to some mischief himself- seems he pegged the other far more towards Ultra Magnus' type of behaviour than what was reality. The look of suprise was very quickly replaced with a mischievous grin of his own, optics squinting slightly, definitely plotting something in the back of his processor.

Folding his servos together and adjusting his seating to lean over the table a bit more. "Oh, I'll certainly be getting back to you to hatch a battle plan of some sorts, I'll make sure we both get a good kick out of it." And adding a sly wink of his own before his servos dropped face down on to the table, relaxed agin.

"I wouldn't exactly say I love him- I'd rather be anywhere but the med bay. But, I suppose I'd agree I owe him my life more than he'd like, pfft."

"So I've been told. I guess some do appreciate my personality sometimes-" He chuckled some, resting his helm on his servos. "Sometimes it's for the best I don't let people too close, best not get them involved with me- easier said than done of course." He commented, not elaborating more on it. Truth be told, despite their anomistity towards eachother, at least Megatron seemed to have observed and detected that behaviour spot on. Whirl does try and push others away, mostly if not purely out of panic of not knowing what to do this with positive relationship- he feels like sooner or later his presence will do his friends more harm than good. Something always came to tear him from where he was happy, so if he keeps being marginally unhappy.. maybe that day won't arrive again.

His mouth pressed into a thin line, before turning into a frown. Whirl knew better than to take it personally, but 'attractive' coupled with him always left a bitter taste in his mouth. He knew his looks were very attractive to some, he had to deal with it way before he fell victim to Empurata. He'd already had to veer past a few mecha that used to holler profanities at him now suddenly not being able to control themselves around him.

"Ugh, don't get me started on that. I've always hated mecha who took one look at me and decided they're gonna frag that. Nevermind my personality, history and hobbies- Nooo, I'm just a pretty fragging face." Was there resentment in that rant? Maybe. But Whirl is quick to wave his hand, trying to let Megatron know he wasn't upset at him.

"I know you mean well, Megatron, and I appreciate it wholesparked. I've just got an...unfortunate history of mecha trying to get with me, no matter what. And of course, me being me as well, I was only there to anger those suitors when I declined."

"Whoah, hey don't twist my words Mister, Hah! Sure, the cuddling at some point if we'd ever be comfortable with that would be an added bonus and I wouldn't say no- But, main focus is trying to be friends, hm?" He explained quickly, helm tilting to the side in response to the confused expression on Megatron.

"You won't find my explanations useful, trust me. I tried to kill my best friend multiple times, before I decided I'd rather have him alive and as a friend.""I can't say how or when we'd, or I suppose would be comfortable with intimacy in that sense, but I'm not put off with it because you're you, I just don't quite know or fully trust you yet. I don't give a slag really that it is you. I think we would've gotten along well under different circumstances, so why not now? It doesn't make sense and I confuse myself with my feelings. But I decide to roll with it, and it's brought me some pretty good friends, so why not with you?"

#((He's talking about Cyclonus ofc xD both trying to kill eachother before Whirl was like >:( :) my friend now))