[ibrayeet]

Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident

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[kushblazer666]

[mn12platform]

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[scrtchptch]

my social performance was subpar today, ergo i must kill myself.

[modogoblin]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Honolulu Advertiser, Hawaii, April 19, 1923

[weaver-z]

Not to give any credit to that hive of scum and villainy but god is Reddit funny

[bigender2]

the wii still feels like the height of technology to me. like it feels like a mystical thing to use

[bigender2]

whos doing it better than her. nobody. it took 14 experienced blacksmiths working day and night in the mountain forges to come up with this design why do we try anymore

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[zwoelffarben]

Actually, it's worse than just what this guy thinks: A lot of the components necessary to make touchscreens work are super heat-sensitive; if your touchscreen phone gets to hot it turns of everything it can to try and cool off because, if those components get too hot, no more touchscreen.

That toaster's got a lifetime of two, maybe three, years of regular use max before it burns its own interface out and all you have is a pile of electronics and plastics that used to be a toaster; for reference, toasters from the fifties and sixties still work.

Furthermore, bread is bread: The maillard reaction which give toast it's toastness is a one-variable function of tempature (technically, it's a two function variable of tempature and time, but tempature is much more important than time). You don't get differnt maillard ractions from an english muffin compared to texas toast. It's the same chemical reaction opperating on fundementally the same stuff.

So, not only is this 350$ toast built to fail, but it's apparent primary feature (the ability to select what type of bread you're toasting) is a complete and utter non-feature shame. It's a toaster.

It's a shit toaster.

[empress-runner]

There is a way for one toaster to toast better than another: how evenly does it toast.

This toaster seems bad at that.

[fairycosmos]

if camila cabello and james corden stopped traffic doing some dumb attention seeking celebrity shit while i was on my way to my 9 to 5 where i make less in 3 years than they make in a week i would think it was the universe giving me divine permission to run them over

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[everybody-loves-to-eat]

source

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[theocseason4]

no offense but why do cat owners let them on counter tops? do they not shed and it gets on the food

You think i have any control over these bitches

[madeofwhitebone]

Alejandra Atarés / Fumihiro Kato

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[bisexualannaewers]

Fendi Resort 2023

[expressions-of-nature]

Kola Peninsula, Russia by Alexey Oborotov