Huh?

A wayward spirit who has been trapped here since she was 12 (send hot poltergeists)

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[solitairians]

wish i could grab coffee w my mutuals. mentally we are in a cute café right now

[julesblackthorns]

pov: we are grabbing coffee in a cute café

[pomeloners]

I was ordering photos on my phone while distracted at work and accidentally also ordered Big Wistful Snoopy

[thememedaddy]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

bro be careful. this is diva country

[loveridden1999]

what if it all worked out in my favour

[yellow-cat]

its boring when things are very beautiful. it needs to be a little bit ugly. like smudged makeup. anatomy in a drawing you didnt get quite right. knickknacks strewn about. you understand

[yellow-cat]

im uninterested in your "Perfect Thing" id prefer something real

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I seem to have accidentally stumbled onto Indeed For Creatures

[deanwinchesterapologist]

something either is or isnt happening to me

[middlemanon]

The horrors of modern technology and also being friends with your ex

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[spiribia]

It makes me cry that possums can carry stuff with their tails. It’s so cute. But if I told a possum that it would probably think i was being condescending

[ilyasmole]

ginger ale imported from england ... tuna melt imported from spain ...

[batavias]

Oedipus... You gagged us all with your mother fucking ingenuity, but it just wasn't enough for us to incest upon an encore. I'm sorry my darling but you're up for elimination

[hillergoodspeed]

october 19th 2027 will contain an entire month within itself called "freakvember"