all who enters her dies

i'm kitty, a 27 year old schizo shitshow. registered vet nurse. they/them.

[pommunism]

hi hello how are u

sorry i’ve been mia lmao a lot of stuff has happened!!! i moved to a new house by myself like a grown ass adult because i couldn’t deal with my mom’s memories in the old house AND i started a new ~corporate job so things are very different!! i’m still an rvt in vet med but now i am specializing in neurology so that i can pursue my vts. i still work part time one day a week + occasional on call at my old job but i am full time at a real fancy specialty hospital that’s bigger than a lot of human hospitals. all of this was very impulsive and poorly planned but here i am!!!

also i had a cat surrendered to me and my doctor at an appointment some months ago (elderly couple who couldn’t put money into this stray upper respiratory cat they brought in cuz they felt bad for it and wanted to euthanize so it didn’t suffer) and i got real attached so he’s mine now. his name is mercer but i call him pervert cat because he's a fucking freak and is obsessed with me. he is my new favorite and i love him

anyway that’s it!!! hope you all are doing ok!!!

[pommunism]

is dan savage still alive or did he finally implode under the weight of his own ego

[twyrine]

once when i was 9 in animal crossing wild world i sent a breakup letter to jeremiah telling him it was over because i found someone new…. that was better than him. i told him i was in love with Crazy Redd now and that he couldnt compete cuz “hes a kitsune and youre just a frog.”

so eventually jeremiah moved to my friend’s town…. only i didnt know that villagers will show old letters. so then one day i get a goddamn phone call. an actual goddamn phone call. from my friend and she says: “hey, i saw your letter about dating crazy redd–” and i hung up on her instantly.

[cityofostwick]

why is this so funny

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[seraph5]

Yeah Karen

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

#this was a ride I wish I had not taken

[pommunism]

got another raise because my manager pushed for one for me and my comanager :’) i’m making more than most techs make with my experience. pretty sure i’m even making more than some of my coworkers who have been there longer lol

[tamamita]

FMA, as a child: Oh no, that big bad Scar guy is evil and kills state alchemists

FMA, as an adult: Scar killing war criminals is exactly why he is an absolute icon

[catsbeaversandducks]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[gingersofficial]

Can you imagine the lights going out and accidentally bumping into this door and hearing that shit?! My soul would vacate my body through my asshole

[that-twink-over-there]

I’d die on the spot

[mirischia]

demonkin john mccain aesthetic

[mirischia]

please stop liking or reblogging this. ive changed

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[ghostheather-deactivated2020051]

au where pennywise appears in derry, northern ireland instead of derry, maine. IT’s just the derry girls beating the shit out of a clown.

[gimmeblood]

when theres a lot of work left to do but ur shift is over

[insomniac-arrest]

my brain whenever I find a new thing to fantasize about

[pommunism]

this is so, so painful to write but my sweet pika has passed away.

she was feeling sick on wednesday so i took her in on thursday. we still don’t know the underlying cause but right after i got there she crashed and they weren’t able to resuscitate her. pika was at the clinic more than any other employee pet and everyone knew her. they all loved her. i saw coworkers cry who i’ve never seen cry before. 

[prozdvoices]

fun fact about me, i can recite any scene from Disney’s Peter Pan from memory because i watched it hundreds of times as a kid, here is an example

[prozdvoices]

[garmonbozine-deactivated2021100]

I have reached yet more profound conclusions on my walks. Would blow your mind . None of your business what it is