i’m just goofin’

new boot goofin’. 30y.o. She/her.

[weirdmageddon]

spiders ?

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[my-dailydreams]

[things-that-are-not-true]

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

[oneheadtoanother]

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[ammit420]

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

[beachdeath]

like at the end of return of the jedi everyone else is dancing and getting shitfaced on ewok booze and shooting off fireworks because they just trashed the empire for good and luke is like, i just watched my father die in my arms and then personally threw his body on a funeral pyre… time to party pass the vodka

[beachdeath]

luke: *wanders off by himself, dissociates, sees the ghosts of his father and his teachers staring at him from the woods*

some ewok: *does a keg stand*

[sapphicway]

[spacecasey]

god I love Pinterest

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[tobiasbones]

The other day i bought this yarn cause that’s obviously the trans flag, and I just saw that this colour is called ‘life’! I’m gonna cry

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.