Ponzai

late twenties

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[capacity2]

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

[elsagism]

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

come here my love *spins you around*

[capacity2]

[mclennonyaoi]

[femmenietzsche]

What would your job be in the I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream future? I'd be the guy getting tortured for all eternity

[lovecrafts-iranon]

I like to think I'd be lucky enough to be one of the billions of dead people.

[femmenietzsche]

Oh dang good choice I should've picked that one

[westaysilly]

What do we do with a drunken goner?

Early in the roaring!

[treesters]

The evil it spread like a fever ahead. It was night when you died, my firefly.

[illwilledomen]

I once had a penis. Not anymore. Not due to any transgender arrangements, these circumstances were grim. I was at a buffet and I approached the soda machine, marveling at the variety of drinks to choose from. Stricken with indecision, I impulsively grabbed a cup and filled it with every single type of fizzy drink. I took one sip and splat, it was gone. Fell off. Left a big wet mark on the floor. Watched it inch like a caterpillar across the linoleum towards the door I’d left ajar. It disappeared into the drab concrete jungle of Auckland city. Wherever it is now, I hope it’s jerked by kinder hands…

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[evilgirlmechanicock]

It's crazy how many women in Deadlock look like absolute coked up perverts (/pos) and then you throw Paige in there and she's this absolutely stacked nerd who's out here talking about King Arthur and not realizing her ass is in a different zip code and all these women like Silver and Holliday and Mina are looking at her like a dog that managed too get into the kitchen without supervision during Thanksgiving dinner

[evilgirlmechanicock]

Oh my fucking god.

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[catcrumb]

[m1rafaye]

Alas, susie uponeth thee

[hellspawnmotel]

thought bubbles

[unapologetic-autie]

Executive dysfunction in a nutshell

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[greeds]

[rottingfacade]

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

[rottingfacade]