*becomes a ceramic poodle*

30/dude/white/any pronouns/ no minors no terfs no racists https://ko-fi.com/poochiedoodles

[kuttithevangu]

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[runawaymarbles]

not progressing. not regressing. just gressing. can't a person just gress anymore? yeesh.

[possessedpasm]

He will lay a single shrimp on your pillow like a hotel mint

[possessedpasm]

He can also do a funny little dance

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[suhaylah]

Early Summer Garden, Sunsoaked Hillside, and Single Sunset Fountain (2022) Paintings available in my shop! Check them out if you’re interested :) shop: suhaylah.bigcartel.com instagram: @suhaylah.h

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Sesame Street 1974 Calendar

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[jeekoftheweek]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[yournevergonnamakeitsworld]

Useful as fuck…

[pleaseseemeibeg]

how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

[2happygirl]

Junya Watanabe; Fall/Winter 2006 Women’s Collection

one of my favorites by junya <3

[b4rfbrain]

[ihexu]

rare soviet-era cheburashka dolls

[noiredeoro]

“Sega Consoles Illustrated” by Stephen Maurice Graham, created for Lock-On Journal, issue 3.

This post focuses on the Sega Saturn illustrations from the project, highlighting the console’s place in Sega’s history just before the Dreamcast era.

All artwork belongs to Stephen Maurice Graham.

[systemst91]

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