Welcome to my Mess

Hello there ~ Call me Pooka, 23, she/her, ace&bi Enjoy the shitshow that is my blog! I promise theres a few good posts in here somewhere

[mysticlanternlight]

I found this meme on Pinterest and it just kinda called to me. (I have more, should I draw them?)

[girasolen]

IT'S FUCKING REAL

[girasolen]

The Multi Trains are BACK up??

[baby-zakarii]

I fink dey should be able to choose if they wear the while uniform! They have ro atleasr wear a name pin or some part of the uniform but not the whole thing if it nake em feel icky or uncomfy!

Ooh good idea! Cuz for some outfits are super fun but for others they are uncomfy so they could have a pin or a sticker with name if they don't want a full outfit

[blasphemy-no-repentance]

[simplysebby]

I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peachdoxie]

Everyone here is dead.

[memesnotwelcome]

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

[bitemeilovewaffles]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes tbh

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#the shitpost calligrapher is still alive??#tbh I thought they deactivated a while ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM DEAD IM JUST ON HOLIDAY I *HAVE* INTERNET!!!

[kittydesade]

Sometimes I can still hear them post…

[third-generation-female-warrior]

While lounging on the beach of Pabu, enjoying the sun and listening to an underground Rebel News Frequency, Hunter hears that a "courageous blond pilot blew up an Imperial space station/super weapon, making an impossible shot after disabling the targeting system of their x-wing."

And, upon hearing this news, he calmly goes to the nearest long-range comm relay, gets in touch with Rex, where the following conversation happens:

Hunter: SHE DID WHAT?!?!?!

Rex: What? Who?

Hunter: I KNOW OMEGA BLEW UP THAT SPACE STATION! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D KEEP AN EYE ON HER!

Rex: OH! Oh, no, that wasn't Omega, nor did she have anything to do with it. Yeah, I was shocked too, until I learned that the pilot's name was Skywalker- yeah, that Skywalker. My General's son- yeah, no, crazy, you knew about the secret wife, too, right? Yeah, small galaxy, but it wasn't Omega. No, she was hijacking an Imperial freighter on the other side of the galaxy. Of course, she still blew up a shipping depot while doing it, but she didn't blow up the Death Star, totally different mission.

[catchymemes]

[programaticallydelicious]

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

[spadedfox-deactivated20230116]

spreading these occasionally would be nice…

[justawriterinprogress-deactivat]

As someone with major anxiety who can’t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this

[reffitt-blog1]

Stop on by and rest by the fire. I have some bread to share

[terri-theslime13]

IT’S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I’VE SEEN THIS POST OMGS

[kosmogrl]

[kragehund-est]

[kragehund-est]

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

[recoiloperated]

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

[boggsart]

"If not explodable, why boom looking sir?"

[happyecho]

I need more mama Echo with her daughter ❤️

[gamelpar]

peak arc trooper performance

[itsmekote]

Listen…..

[the-golden-dragoness]

I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after