swinging life away...

Erica, 25, alive

[buhhbi]

I support dudes moaning.

[chewbacca]

I’m Audrey Horne, and I get what I want. Twin Peaks (1990-1991)

[pumpkinspicedcoochie-deactivate]

does anybody else feel like they age in phases of niche interests rather than years

[thisiselliz]

girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone

[ygaa]

comfortable silence is a love language

[mrloveballad]

it really is

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

did you hang up on me or not though

[mjalti]

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

[imnotnoura-deactivated20190728]

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

[notlocalbisaster]

[20th-centuryghost]

when you return to an old fandom after a long time and remember your favorite character(s)

[darkmoron]

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

[jaspertheshark]

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

Ariana: “We’re gonna be alright”

Me: why she lyin

[just-shower-thoughts]

The song “Hotel California” is basically a bad Yelp review and a 3 minute guitar solo.

[marieduplessis]

#the drinks were tasty but I got stabbed here 

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

[lizbid33]

List of reasons to see Captain Marvel

Brie Larson

Gemma Chan

the softest Stan Lee cameo

Nick fury being obsessed w/ a cat

the cat

Just a Girl by No Doubt

[distinguishedbaloney]

[milesgmorales-archive]

#dedicated to the gram

bonus, the result:

[mapachezurdo]

[slagnarok]

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

[futuresideboobs]

BUST A NUT

[brambeag]

IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE

[kushmiri-deactivated20150722]

tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i