The Diary Of A Modern Lady

Hey there! I'm Napooma. I'm 23, from Jersey, and a very interesting person if you get to know me.

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[antiblackness-archive]

[antiblackness-archive]

[lotrlocked]

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

[50boy]

[mrsrjr]

[whatarewewatching13]

Their friendship is perfection

[gangsters-wife]

[lvrdsupersaiyan]

Habrazy.

[theslaysdays]

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[just-shower-thoughts]

An interview is basically someone judging your whole life’s choices in 20 minutes.

[snime]

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

[husssel]

[winterfellis]

[bridezillas-deactivated20130208]

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

[dank-doggos]

[pettypia-deactivated20170901]

[acerebral]

[dormouseking]

5 stars bc it’s clearly his first day on earth