The best milk commercial ever
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The best milk commercial ever
wait, THAT’S where that gif is from???
And that gif!
IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE (1946) • JIMMY STEWART as George Bailey and LIONEL BARRYMORE as Mr. Potter
wait WHAT 😳 i mean that feels accurate but still…. WHAT.
here’s the official fbi memo about it! you can view the whole document here
the fbi presented these “findings” to mccarthy’s house unamerican activities committee (huac) in an attempt to get it’s a wonderful life pulled from theaters but huac decided not to take any action
Good time to mention that the $5,000 would be equivalent to $81,998 today.
Sure, that sounds bad, but then take into consideration that the median four-bedroom home at the time cost $2,938, which is equivalent to $59,539 in today’s money.
Then it sounds even worse.
My mind still trying to fathom how Mai and Aang get along
You know when you’re writing something and then you get to these two characters that are very different, but have no reason for conflict and one is very friendly… They almost always end up in some sort of odd friendship, so this didn’t surprise me, weirdly as it may seem. XD
It seems to me that Mai dislikes boredom and insincerity, and Aang is very sincere and fun
I feel like Aang is one of the few people who can get Mai to laugh (and it pisses Sokka off immensely)
Mai’s best friend is TY LEE, the bubbliest character in the show. Of course she’d like Aang.
thank you. my first thought is “well, she gets along with Ty Lee, doesn’t she?” Mai’d be all over Aang.
Aang: You wanna go throw fruit pies at annoying old men?
Mai: *wipes a tear* I’ve never wanted to do anything more in my Life.
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I made oobleck for one of my science demos today and the kids decided that I had to be slimed for my money-burning crimes and maniacal laughter. Fortunately they were very respectful and simply patted handfuls of oobleck onto my wrists and palms while chanting “slime… slime… you need more slime” while carefully avoiding getting any on my clothes. I think 8 year olds should be in charge of the criminal justice system.
I duped them, I fooled them, I absolutely tricked them all, all of them, fooled
dear incoming freshmen,
1. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF YOU ARE BRINGING COFFEE/ETC. TO SCHOOL GET A SPILLPROOF CUP. rn i am flashing back to the month old coffee that got spilled in my locker, and how much i gagged whilst trying to clean it up. everything smelled like spoiled milk and it was awful. please get a spillproof cup.
2.you won’t need half the stuff you think you do. literally just get one big binder, some lined paper, a couple pens/pencils, and some highlighters.
3. don’t fuck w/ your sleep schedule. i speak from experience.
4. if you take gym, always bring your gym clothes even on the first day of class.
5. be nice to your teachers and they will let things slide. (i.e. late work, your inevitable sass)
6. holy shit don’t lose your textbooks/required reading/library books. pls just don’t.
7. always do the required reading because the one day you don’t will be the day there’s a goddamn pop quiz. also try to buy your own copy of the required reading, because a) the school copies are usually really old and gross and b) you can mark yours up. its super helpful to highlight and write in the margins, and then you dont need to take notes!!!
8. nobody really cares if you date/don’t date.
9. speaking of dating, DONT DATE THE SENIORS JESUS CHRIST
10. be nice to yourself. one bad grade isn’t the end of the world.
11. im gonna repeat this because it’s crucial: BUY A MOTHERFUCKING SPILLPROOF CUP.
12. don’t stand in the middle of the damn hallway. pick a side. don’t walk slow/text while walking either.
13. your english teacher will either be super chill and or satan spawn, there is no in between.
14. bring ur headphones. bring ur charger.
15. when you do shakespeare try to watch the film versions too. the plays aren’t meant to be read, they are meant to be watched and it will make understanding so much easier.
16. be nice to your friends. they’ll let you copy their homework.
17. don’t fuck around with your grades tho. pls try your hardest because all those D’s will kill your college choices.
18. don’t be nervous, it’s just another school year. you’ll do great :)
love,
a sophomore who’s done her time
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As a soon to be senior I would like to add a few things
19. Better grades (in U.S. at least) equal cheaper car insurance with some companies so there’s some more motivation for good grades
20. If you bring your charger and share it you will be the lord and Savior of your classes I PROMISE
21. Bring snacks the first day you will get munchies.
22. Be prepared for icebreakers and speaches of “you will all love each other and be social butterflies” from some teachers/classes
23. When it does come to dances eventually bring your friends. If you have a date of whom you are emotionally invested in then yeah take them to the dance, but don’t go out with someone just so you have a date to the dance. If your single just get your friends and be as loud as possible its way more chill
24. Be nice to those you sit next to… That way when you forget your text book you can mooch off of them silently and quietly with out the teacher asking them to share their book with you in front of the whole class. Yeah. Some teachers do that.
25. Spark notes and cliff notes are God’s gift for English class.
very true, thank u for the addition. the spark notes one especially tho
ALSO:
26. Don’t talk during class unless you’re called on/the teacher gives you free time. It’s annoying, no one thinks you’re cool, and you will miss important stuff. Seriously just wait until break.
27. When doing group projects, even if you’re working with upperclassmen, CONTRIBUTE. Not only will you do better if there is a quiz over the material, but you may make some new friends by actually talking.
28. For the love of pete DONT TEXT/BE ON YOUR PHONE AT ALL IN CLASS. I know some teachers allow phones and everyone around you may be on twitter, but don’t. Again, you will miss important things.
Overall, just be yourself (cliché I know) and know your place. You’re a freshman, so remember that. No matter what you do or how many seniors you impress, you are still just a freshman, and that’s okay. Pay attention in your classes because even though you may feel/look “cool” to some people now, when you’re applying to colleges and need teacher recommendations, they are going to write a way more glowing paper about the attentive, cooperative student than the one who showed up late everyday and never payed attention. Most importantly, though, is remember that you’re fine. Take breaks and breathe. You got this.
yES THE TALKING IN CLASS ONE. like honestly if u talk ur probs just gonna annoy everyone else who’s trying to listen.
29. DATE YOUR WORK, seriously when you drop your folder and everything falls out, its so helpful to have the dates on to be able to put it back in order so you can find everything again, plus it helps when you dont know if you were there for something your friends will be able to say it was on such and such a date, and you can easily find what you were looking for
30. keep your folders organised, it will make your life so much easier, do your fucking homework on time oh my god
31. ALWAYS BRING HEADPHONES
32. always remember a pen oh my god like keep one spare in your bag and a spare in your folder and a spare in your car if you have a car
33. i reccommend a four hole binder so stuff doesnt rip and fall out, youll need to keep a hole punch in your bag at all times tho
34. dont let stuff explode in your bag, make sure you take out any fruit you forgot to eat, try to keep things from leaking omfg i was the worst for this
35. make group chats with your friends from specific classes, itll be a lifesaver when it comes to ‘shit did we have homework due tomorrow’/‘i dont understand this thing can u help me’
36. keep a memory stick on your keys so you always have one
37. Memrise is really great if you need to learn theories, quotes or formulas
Memrise is brilliant for anything you need to memorise, especially language vocab, historical dates, technical terms for sciences or analysis, and you can create your own courses, so you can have anything you like in your courses.
If you share your memrise courses with your classmates, they will be eternally grateful when it comes to exams and tests
This stuff is useful for anyone going back to school, not just freshmen!
Everyone is born with 3 dates on their wrist. One represents when you will accomplish your life’s goal, one is when you will meet your soulmate, and one is when you will die right down to the second. Yours are all the same day within a minute of each other.
I was five years old when I found out what the numbers on our wrists were. It was whispered about on the playground, imparted in the same hushed tones that would share bad words, or question the existence of Santa Claus, or discuss where babies really came from.
My best friend’s big brother had just hit one of his dates, at 13. The day he met his soulmate, a boy in the year above him at his new school.
At five, we didn’t use the word “soulmate”. The way Anna explained it to us was instead: “One of them is the day you finish your biggest goal, one of them is when you meet your true love, and one of them is when you’re gonna… die.” That last word was whispered, but we all still heard it and felt how ominous it was.
We compared our dates, because of course we did. Counting on our fingers how far away the dates were. Some of them were close together, some where not. My numbers were special, being all the same day. What a day that would be. But 26 sounded so very far away.
As I grew up, I realized that 26 was not really very old, though. For a while, I felt very put upon. It wasn’t fair that I was going to hit all three milestones within a minute of each other. Not even getting a chance to enjoy my success or my true love before it was time for me to die.
I was there when Anna met her husband to be. We were 19, and she had been talking about nothing else for like a month in advance. But we got lost in conversation, and when he knocked on her shoulder to hand her something she had dropped, she didn’t know what time it was.
But as she turned to face him, I saw the numbers light up on both of their wrists for a moment, and then fade away. And I knew. Of course, I could’ve told by the looks on their faces as well, they were ridiculously and immediately besotted. I don’t know if it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy or not, that priming yourself to meet your soulmate might make you more open to it when it happens, but I’ve seen it happen enough times to know that it’s the real deal either way.
It’s kind of strange, knowing what your life expectancy is like. The people with years ahead of them plan differently than the people who know they’re going to die young. I dated a bit, but never got serious. I’ve seen plenty of people have good relationships with people who are not their soulmates, perhaps even marriage and children, knowing that their soulmates are years away still.
But for me, I never got super into any relationship. I didn’t want to hurt anyone. And kids were never an option for me. Not that I didn’t want them, but leaving them motherless so young seemed cruel.
So I threw myself into my work. For me, my goal was to write a story that had a real impact on someone else’s life. A lot of the people I knew who were destined to die young had goals like mine, wanting to leave some kind of lasting impact on the world.
Researching my story, I made contact with a brilliant surgeon named Kathryn. She lived in another city, but we had a good online relationship. She was funny and smart, and didn’t treat me like I was crazy when I came with her with strange medical hypotheticals to work out for my story.
I put her first in the list of people I wanted to dedicate the book to, and invited her to the big release party, and to my surprise she said yes. I hadn’t told her it was on my date. I hadn’t told anyone about my dates for a long time.
I sat at a little table to sign my book for anyone who wanted it, and my publisher’s daughter came up, clutching the book to her chest and with a look of awe on her face that made me smile to myself.
“Miss Daren? I just wanted to tell you, this book changed how I look at myself, and…”
She kept talking, but I could barely hear her, because I noticed one of my dates had just flashed up and then faded away on my arm. So this is it, I thought to myself, as I smiled at the girl and signed her book when she offered it to me. My life’s goal all out of the way.
I felt a hand on my shoulder, and turned around just to come face to face with the most gorgeous woman I had ever seen. Tall and dark, with her braided hair in an advanced style and wearing an amazing red dress. I recognized her immediately from the photos I’d seen of her online.
“Kathryn?” I sighed, both so happy to finally see her in person and realize that hey, I actually got to know my soulmate, just without knowing that that was who she was, and at the same time so angry at a world that would give me such perfect happiness just to snatch it away. Angry at a world that would make me hurt her like this.
She had seen the numbers flash up on both of our arms and then fade away. She was smiling at me, and I wanted to be happy, but all I could say was “I’m so sorry,” before the stress of the moment, combined with an unknown congenital defect in my heart made the darkness rise up from behind my eyes and claim me.
And then something I never expected happened.
I woke up.
I woke up in a hospital room full of beeping machines and strange smells, and there was Kathryn in a chair next to my bed, still in that red dress and looking simply amazing, although kind of tired.
“How?” I managed to ask. “I was supposed to–”
“I know,” she whispered, taking my hand in hers and squeezing it gently. “Technically, you did. Luckily for both of us, I am very good at my job.”
“I never realized that it was even possible.”
“It’s rare, but it happens. Us surgeons are a stubborn bunch, and if we have to wrench you out of the hands of Death himself, then we will.”
I turned my arm over and looked at my wrist. A new number. Almost 80 years in the future. I took Kathryn’s hand, turned it over. Saw her one remaining number.
“We’re going to die together,” I said, disbelievingly.
“Only when we’re really old,” she replied.
And after a few moments, we both started laughing. And we laughed until we cried, and then laughed some more.
I can’t believe I get to grow old with her. I can’t believe I’m so lucky.
Perhaps sometimes, the world gets it right.
That was fucking amazing I am in tears ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Oh I’m crying this is beautiful
This is the best version of this trope I have ever seen.
me:stands up
my blood vessels: what the
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did you just do
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