Spam About a 2006 Game

I'm still grappling with how to Tumblr so please forgive any stupid mistakes I make (messaging me any tips or tricks are welcome!). I dump whatever spam I feel like here and rarely may send asks to Pokemon ask blogs, with the typos and whatnot. Don't expect me to be active frequently.

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

How do you feel about cyrus

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

*rides Poorly drawn thing* WEEE!!

Oalkia looks enthusiastic about this! its not everyd ay that it can rcoss the univeres

(though you may want a spacesuit)

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

while Palkia's away for the summer, enjoy a cooking lesson from the one and only Guzzlord!! who maeks very good cakes

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

uhhh where did all my folowers go? I can’t fined them anymore

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

oh ok if dumb stoopid hopa cant grant my wish then ill have to ask the all mighty palkia. palkia, i wish for the sparkliest r o c k

hey who knew Plkaia was a surgeon (not a psychiatirst)?

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

this blog is fantastic, thanks for posting

Hye thanks!! I hope you continute to enjoy this lbog and its posts!

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

hoopa oh hoopa grant me a wish you god

Sorr,y Crow,.. looks like Hoopa odesn’t want to grant any wishes. and Plakai looks like it wants to get its title back. the plot THICHENS!

(ajd before I leave: Don’t feed Hopa’s ego! It is a very bad idea to do that)

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

Palkia dab for me owo

Your wish has beeng ranted. (Hopa better step it up or it’ll be replaced back)

[userlander]

A Palkia / Foor fusion, suggested by @poorlydrawnpalkia

Thank you for the suggestion! Behold; he tried out for Jurassic park but was ultimately rejected.

“HEY LOS.” Foor yelled from the other room, trying to get his Trainer’s attention. Los sat quietly, reading through her copy of Hacking For Dummies, trying hard to ignore the shouting legendary. A loud stomping carried down the hall, getting closer and closer until– “Oh no.” Without warning, Foor broke down the door, splintering it to pieces with his pearlescent armor. “OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR.”

If you want, suggest a legendary and I’ll smash it together with Foor’s design to see what I end up with! it’s entirely as a joke, but eh it’s fun to practice dumb things like this. ill literally try anything. [If you want to remain anon, just add [Anon Me] to your ask and I’ll respect your wishes!]

[Ask these guys stuff if you wanna, anything’s welcome! Don’t worry about clashing worlds either, you’ll always be answered in a friendly manner as best I can!]

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

Cactus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kids, please don’t try this at hime.

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

What the fuck is this?

like all other poorly dwarn blogs. this blog is one big bad meme. For the meme.

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

Hmm... loks like someone’s replaced Palkia.

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

Sorry for being inactive. Hopefully I can post more quality content in the near future. For now, you can enjoy a little behind-the-scenes on what Palkia was (and probably still is) doing while it was away.

[irate-pokemon]

Uh oh Palkia seems a little miffed!

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

Why are you a water type palkia?

sorry Kingdra has to answer this question….. Palkia is somewhere crying.

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

hey I'd say you know how to tumblr but why the comic sans ms always?

If I havent’ fallen behind on my memess… Comc Snas is the c l a s s i c me me font.

(and now I officialyl can Tumblr!! I think that’s hwo it works… right?)

[poorlydrawnpalkia]

I got some asks a long time ago and never noticed them w h o o p s you have my apologies

(I’ve been using the mobile site a lot and for whatever reason I never saw the asks on my dashboard? I’ll try to check my inbox more often hahah)