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I admit, your popcorn is good. You put any secret ingredients in there?

Nah, I’m just a popcorn professional.

Since you've got the caramel variety, surely you must also have chocolate popcorn, right? May I request some of that (perhaps for a discount if I ask nicely)?

Buttering me up ain’t gonna land you a discount, sorry. But, hey, here’s your popcorn! Chocolate with a dash of sea salt.

#oncieartwork

Do you have caramel popcorn?

Ma’am, I got every kind of popcorn you can think of. Caramel popcorn ain’t no thang.

#yoyo-illuser

come back poppy i was only joking around :,(

..Geez, mom. I wasn’t actually running away, y’know? I wouldn’t do that.

#miru667

You owe me $1500 for not doing ur one job

Wow, uh.. look at the time!! I have really got to get going.

Good talk mom no refunds I love you okay byeeeeeeeeeee!!

#asks #miru667

Poppy! Just checking in. How's the popcorn vending? Everything going smoothly? All the kids enjoying their popcorn 9v9?

..Right. I was supposed to do that.

#asks #miru667 #lerkimpails

A small lesbian is requesting popcorn

Hey, I don’t care who you are as long as you can pay for the goods.

That’ll be $3.98, thanks.

#asks #Anonymous

..Sorry! [Proceeds to whisper] Hey mister do you make caramel corn?!

I don't think caramel corn is part of this temporary contract, but.. I've only handed out one bag so far, so y'know what, kiddo? Sure.I'll make you some.

!!!!!!!!HEY MISTER DO YOU MAKE CARMEL CORN!?

[winces]

Do you have a volume setting that's a little less migraine-inducing?

Proton : *looks up at the taller person* May I have some popcorn, please, mister?

Kids get it free. You, however, need to pay for it, you.. whatever-you-are.

-ENERGETIC FIST PUMPS- POPCORN! POPCORN! POPCORN!