watermelon smiles

julianna! they/them! she/her!

[dosedotcom]

BYEEEEEE

[popcornbra-blog]

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!

clock: 11:01

me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

[humanoidhistory]

45 YEARS AGO TODAY: Behold our beautiful Moon as seen from lunar orbit during the Apollo 15 mission, August 2, 1971.

[uglythumbs]

me: frienships sound kinda nice

brain: consider this…………………………………………isolation

me: 

[jackoffwithjill]

Things I need from season 7

-Daryl & Jesus to touch butts

-For Glenn to be okay

-Character development and screentime for Rosita

-More Richonne

-Negan & Carl story arc

-More Aaron & Eric because we have literally seen them together twice?

-For Sasha to just be happy

-Carol & Daryl just talk & cry everything out together

-Tara & Daryl talk about Denise

-Gabriel continuing to step up & be there for the group

-Maggie have a healthy pregnancy & be a mother figure for Enid

[sierraeast-deactivated20151218]

[myowangs]

[connie-maheswaran]

i want jaspers redemption to be her crytyping

[lochnessmonster-deactivated2019]

I ddidtn, mea n ttp maek eve;ryone so ma d,;,I jsut)wantde to fUse wi,.th Lapis adn Nwo everyogn is..,.bieng so meAn ot me im srory,,/,

[gloomgaze]

dude let me tell you about this goddamn video

a friend of mine linked this to me a while back, saying it was the funniest thing he’s ever watched. i watched it, chuckled a bit. didn’t think it was that funny. bit of a disappointment. 

flashforward to two months later. i’m sitting in the library, dead silent. i’ve completely forgotten about this video until now, but then in my head i just hear the opening line, “hey there youtube, uh, stu here” pop up and i just lose it. i can’t stop laughing. i’m laughing the hardest i’ve ever laughed in my life. i’m desperately trying to stop laughing and i just can’t. people are staring, gawking at this poor man trying to suppress his laughter with some kind of contorted mixture of joy and horror on his face. i spent the next half an hour in a toilet cubicle, cackling to myself about a fucking spicy chipotle chicken pizza unboxing video, trying to calm myself down

please do not watch this video it is a ticking timebomb 

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

[crimewave420]

[grimelords]

text your crush "hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P"

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[morefunthanb4]

[geopsych]

August 4, East Bangor Dam.

[superbnature]

[slimetony]

cant wait until winter so i can be miserable instead of just hot and miserable

[freepeachrealestate]

Noods

[poisonwater]

@milhouse2 im sorry. my first thought when i read “amethyst but goth” was black hair, 1 piercing, and one pf those choker things. im a fake emo

[poisonwater]

@degenderate ~~~