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just here to hang out and reblog whatever. married to @deimos21

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[the-wanderer]

They gave us a spitting image of a Link x Zelda descendant once and then never used her again

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[la-sera]

Wolf Meat

Maybe ever since Link TP could turn into a wolf, he never wanted to eat wolf meat because it felt like cannibalism

[tall]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[dapperzz]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

[jsong0-0]

Milky Way

[jabberding0]

Drawing table from the 1930s

[disasterscenario]

[sewickedthread]

@adanddavid

[marinsawakening]

Honestly my only real modern Ganondorf thought is that he could do a downright diabolical 'as per my last email'.

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cowboyspones]

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[spiribia]

little baby on the bus with a big book of Pokémon, probably just starting to learn how to read, sounded out “scorbunny” and “raboot” and then asked their parent “what’s this one?”, parent said “Let me see….Cinderace” and handed the book back, and the baby said thoughtfully “cinderace. Cinderace. Interesting.”