[lilmamabeyellin]

a lot of people be attractive until you see how they think

[stability]

[champzagne]

why do they look like theyre on one of those shows where niall just found out zayn was cheating on him and theyre about to bring out his side piece 

[idblowharry-deactivated20191221]

If there’s ever a day I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[elliehawking]

[willows-mossy-corner]

[iwishihadafather]

[frogmp3]

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[broolynn]

When you start giving them the same energy they’ve been giving you and now they mad

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[unwakeable]

by Jared Tyler

[ruinedchildhood]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chrishallbeck]