Sassynach

What I identify with most in this life is Ben Wyatt looking straight into a camera.

[the-big-mood]

Manage your very own video store in the early 90s! Rent, sell, decorate and expand your business from the ground up and relive the golden ag

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-big-mood]

SqueezeIt introduce their new “Color Changing Squeezit” 📺 (1996)

[ruinedchildhood]

[everythingfox]

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies if youre a kpoppie, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hiveswap]

ladies if youre into mcyt, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies?

[hangingfromchandeliers]

minecraft youtubers.

[rabidvampdude]

No one ever expects the spanish ministry of science and technology

[frutiguro]

[teaboot]

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

[anxietyproblem]

[dogpuppy]

[pankendev]

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

[uglygirlstatus]

me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists!

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

That's me!

[couriernewvegas]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[roach-works]

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

[phoen1xr0se]

and she made it to tumblr. Her win lives forever, this absolute diva, sheep bone gamer girl I wish I was friends with 🥹 🙌

[clowncrime-deactivated20201102]

[bakuraryxu]

oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

new seasons greasons lore dropped