Doodle Dump

End my miserable existance plz 

[universalbeauty]

The Russian Santa Claus in Siberia (The eastern part of Russia situated in Asia). He’s known as Ded Moroz. -Merry Xmas from Universal Beauty 

[ellenkushner]

Winner of the Best-Dressed Santa Award, hands down!

[swoz]

meanwhile this level 100 wizard

[giantspiders]

Not quite. This is Yakutian Chys Khan, Ded Moroz’s northern “brother”. Russian Federation is a melting pot of different cultures, it’s not just slavs, don’t forget that.

This is Ded Moroz (a.k.a. Father Frost)

And here they are together

[typette-deactivated20150825]

wow, don’t forget Snegurochka, his daughter, the snow maiden, who always accompanies him. She has a beautifuk kokoshnik crown that is essentially a big snowflake

or, more contemporarily, a cute toque

don’t leave her out :(

[dr-archeville]

Ooh

[giantspiders]

Since this is back to my dash, I’ll add some more mebers to the Snow Wizard family! Buryatian Sagan Ubugun

Samoyedan Yamal-iri

Evenkia has a female one, Tugeni Enekehn, Mother Winter

Udurmutian Tol Babai

Karelian Pakkaine, the youngest one, he doesn’t even have a beard.

There are more. They annualy host “summits” and visit each-other across Russia.

Merry Christmas!

[justalurkr]

All of your Northern Eurasian winter needs met

[hawkeye221b]

You know I’ve been thinkin about Who Killed Markiplier and I’ve come to the conclusion Damien was a little shit before everything went down.

My Evidence?

- Did a Keg Stand (clearly not his first)

- Tells us he hasn’t seen us go wild since university days (thusly implying he was also part of said university shenanigans)

- Most likely was very good at poker, though not to our standards (”Try not to rob us blind again”)

- When Wil had his breakdown, he asked if Damien put us up to it, thusly implying Damien was a frequent or semi-frequent prankster.

In conclusion: Damien was a wild little shit whom I love and miss.

[rojas-c]

Who killed Markiplier: Characters + Latin phrases

[lovebirdlovesstuff]

Who Killed Markiplier characters as John Mulaney quotes

Mark

Damien

Celine

DA

Abe

The Colonel

Benjamin

Chef

George

[jam-campasta]

Hmm, youth is good WKM song

[statictay]

Who Killed Markiplier au where everything is the same but the District Attorney is basically John Mulaney

DA: *finds Mark’s body*

DA:

Abe: I want the who what when where and how you happened to be here on the hour of this man’s death!

DA:

Abe: Where were you at 1:30 am last night?

DA:

Abe: Okay, you’re my new partner

DA:

Benjamin: And wearing those rags

DA:

Colonel: Say, Detective, may I borrow your friend here? Bully! Take a walk with me, I thought it was about time we got to know each other.

DA:

Damien: Have you seen the Colonel?

DA:

Dark: *kicks the DA out of their body*

DA:

@chelseareferenced

[crabbbage]

[vendingmachineoflove]

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

[curseworm]

ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

[failedclone]

Why do we never talk about how Mark had a comic series? It was a few years back for comic-con. I’ve only been able to find some of the first page (on Wattpad of all places) and a few covers of issues.

[statictay]

I... didn't think anyone else remembered that. Part of me thought it was a fever dream.

Didn't he brother work on it? Or at least his publisher or something?

[failedclone]

I honestly have no idea. Any attempts to investigate it was stopped because every site that said they have anything about it were flagged as harmful to my device lol

[statictay]

I did some more research. It doesn't look like his brother worked on it, but I did find a summary of the series plus some low quality pics of the covers.

[failedclone]

Yeah that’s what I found. The half page on Wattpad took me forever to find. It feels illegal to know that comic exists

[porahaa]

Excuse?? Me??

[transcliff]

you ever read a gay fanfic and you can just FEEL how straight the author is

[transcliff]

[funkervogt]

bald guy swag

[funkervogt]

bald guy swag is literally unmatchable

[funkervogt]

examples

[maxkillertart]

Walter

[funkervogt]

false

[fah-ren-heit]

Cloak: on

zipper: down

dick: out

[segatoys]

Saw a meme like “never trust someone who kiba these mfs” with the usual suspects on it (danganronpa characters, homestuck, etc etc etc) and i. walter white was on it. Greg heffley as well. Squidward too.

[segatoys]

the image in question

[joey-wheeler-official]

Tf did squidward do tho?

[wind-the-music-box]

MICHAEL AFTON?! EXCUSE ME…. TURN ON YOUR LOCATION, I JUST WANNA TALK

[porahaa]

Lemme kin in peace my god sjsmsnshdhnddnns

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[yeaimawkward]

Yk when you Lunky