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[1i73-deactivated20221021]

“hi welcome to mcdonald’s may i take your order”

me: *slapping my belly real close to the order box* ooooohhh me so hungwy

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

[trashl0rde]

[eddiemurphy-deactivated20170813]

[datboigavin]

the real Person of the Year

[daijoubougie]

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

calling in thicc today

[aceofsquiddles]

[orangememesicle]

come with me

and you’ll see

my need of constant validation

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[illkim]

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

[antifa-hulk]

You could finish him or finish him

[missmarymac817]

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

[normalshrimp]

[onlyblackgirl]

I never knew how much I needed this

[spoiled-pink888]

Lmfao

[settlethewhoreids]

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

[geekscoutcookies]

Yall

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken. 

[kyssthis16]

The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂

[karnythia]

Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions

[coxal]

being nice to waiters is so easy and good the relief in their eyes when you arent angry that you had to wait for 10 minutes makes me sad so just. be nice to waiters

[followyourbliss973]

[sensitiveblackperson-deactivate]

[robmyheart]

SHE DID THAT

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

[democraticsenator]

Every time I see this video, it renews me

[radicat]

are u ever so attracted to someone that u just groan internally every time u see them like it’s physically painful how attractive they are