this life is mine to live

Noam•Israel•17 I'm a really depressed fangirl #JeSuisJuif (i need to get my shit together so i won't be on tumblr for a while)

[michaelblume]

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

[gaypeopletwitter]

[camaronez]

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

[ellaenchanted2004-deactivated20]

peak comedy is realizing people from your high school are trying to become social media influencers 

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[sakura-haruka]

#I’m still laughing

[softystark-deactivated20230827]

Tony: you can’t go to space, do you understand?

Peter: 

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

we’re here 

we’re queer

space: the final frontier

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain:

[deadmugen]

got an interview tomorrow

[deadmugen]

I just got hired, reblog this to manifest the job u want into reality

[outofcontextcomicpanels]

[roughkiss]

I want this as like a huge wall painting

[paddysnuffles]

Animal sizes for comparison

Moose

Grey Wolf

Maned Wolf

Sea Otter

Toucan

Grizzly Bear

Polar Bear

Stellar Sea Lion

Cow

Pig

Raven

Black Bear & Bengal Tiger

White-Tailed Deer

Buffalo

Capybara

[ange--de-lumiere]

me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

[riquis]

THAT COW IS A HORSE.

[berserk-al]

That first maned wolf is a model.

[deluxeditions-deactivated201801]

[alolanmukbang]

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[text-posters]

my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor

[mouseremote147863456]

BeyChella’s Record Breaking Performance 

[amateur7373]

What’s the mood after seeing Infinity War

[patrickthanos]

Who are you calling? 🤔

[ruinedchildhood]