you goddamn little fruit

i luv 2 yell art blog

[trainthief]

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

[zedstream]

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

[noechointhevoid-deactivated2015]

[ehtabar-deactivated20151105]

[scarybrained]

It’s Second-hand Soup #56, “Depressed”! It can be easy to neglect personal needs when you’re down, but being clean and well-fed can help, even if just a lil’ bit! 🚿😿🧼

[mcavoy]

JAMES MCAVOY | MEN’S JOURNAL BTS 

[ghosticalz]

AAA a my doodles for today.

 TRISC comic  is going well more than i expected. It will end at the page 30 but im planning to continue season2 so here! more character doodles Im not planing to add them to the story yet just a doodles. hope you like it

well maybe in the future, I’ll add them too^^

[tedthetalk]

[theweirdwideweb]

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

I HATE THIS FUCKING VIDEO

[gaypussyretard]

[hackercult]

[smrwine]

From The Dining Table - Harry Styles

[medievalthymes]

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

[queer-rear-of-the-year]

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[ectobiohazard]

assflash newshole

[namira]

as compensation all NSFW blogs will get an extra hour in the ball pit 

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[mancydrew]

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

[puncromancer]

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[kilowave]

[thehighwayphantom-deactivated20]

Rude.

[thebiballerina]

Me, being forced to make a decision of any kind:

I did NOT become a bisexual so I could MAKE CHOICES!!!